Wait! I didn't come here today to talk about circus elephants or salted peanuts. I came here 'cause ever since my day with Mrs. Warthog ended, I felt a profound lack of purpose in my life.
Wow. Good self-diagnosis. Very good. Yes, yes, yes. Say, why don't you stick around and learn to be a guidance counselor, like me?
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