Lupe quotes from My Gym Partner's a Monkey

What happened?

You went totally ape and stuff, but Nurse Gazelle got you back to normal.

Nice shooting, nurse, in spite of your itty-bitty brain.

Thanks, but it wasn't the blowdart alone that did the trick.

Yeah, it was booty killed the beast. What, you don't get it? Booty as in my butt. It's a play on words. [faculty and students leave] Hey wait! Maybe I didn't sell it. [points to his butt with an arrow] Booty...killed...the... beast!!! Heh, I guess some people don't appreciate great literature.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm thinking I aced that bad boy.

What?! Didn't I tell you not to the questions right, or you'd end up with… [covers his mouth] The Spiffies?

The Spiffies are the smartest kids in school, fool.

Eh, a bunch of dorks.

Jake, just because they're smart, doesn't mean they're… [cut to him in Mr. Blowhole's class, sitting with the Spiffies] Dorks? [The Spiffies laugh and snort] Although, I could be wrong about that.

Please welcome our newest overachiever, Adam Lyon.

Excuse me, Mr. Blowhole. But I think might being here is a big mistake.

You, think? You don't look capable of it.

Hey Ingrid, nice glitter.

Ingrid

Thanks. It's actually embedded in my corneas.

[sighs] Boys are more trouble than they're worth, aren't they?

Uh-huh! You said it, sister! Come on, girlfriends. Let's dance!!!

Hey, guys. What's going on? [notices Jake's bubble gum act] What are you doing, Jake?

Practicing my act for the talent show.

Uh, Jake, didn't you get banned from the talent show for what you did last year?

[offended as the bubble gum bubbles pop from his ears] Thanks for bursting my bubble by bringing that up, Windsor.

What happened last year?

Let's just say the bubbles came out somewhere else-- somewhere horrible.

Ingrid

[trying to comfort Lupe] Lupe, that vulture wasn't good enough for you. Plus, he stank like old meat.

I loved that musky stench! THANKS FOR THROWING SALT IN MY FRESH AND GAPING WOUNDS, INGRID! [flies away]

Ingrid

Salt's very antibacterial.

Pretty bird!

Pretty monkey!

Pretty stupid.

I'LL NEVER KNOW LOVE, AGAIN! [smashes into the locker and slides down onto the floor]

Whoa, Lupe, you've really hit the wall.

Yes. Yes, I have.