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In 3 of the 90 quotes from My Gym Partner's a Monkey
Most scenes with: Adam (3), Jake (2), Phineas (2)
Scenes with Mr. Blowhole 3
I don't know about you guys, but I'm thinking I aced that bad boy.
What?! Didn't I tell you not to the questions right, or you'd end up with… [covers his mouth] The Spiffies?
The Spiffies are the smartest kids in school, fool.
Jake, just because they're smart, doesn't mean they're… [cut to him in Mr. Blowhole's class, sitting with the Spiffies] Dorks? [The Spiffies laugh and snort] Although, I could be wrong about that.
BMr. Blowhole
Please welcome our newest overachiever, Adam Lyon.
Excuse me, Mr. Blowhole. But I think might being here is a big mistake.
You, think? You don't look capable of it.
BMr. Blowhole
All right, everyone, who is ready to learn? [the Spiffies take their seats] When we left off yesterday, we had discovered three other ways Gillian could have easily gotten off the island.
[The class is then interrupted by Jake bursting in through the classroom door window, tightly hugging a marquee, and Adam barges in and closes the door behind him]
Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
We're goners, Jake! You know he loves that marquee! We gotta get rid of it!
I will not! We're in love.
[barges in the classroom] STOP!!!
BMr. Blowhole
What's the meaning of this, Pixiefrog? I was promised complete autonomy.
Mr. Spidermonkey has my marquee post!
That monkey's always being disruptive, usually with his butt. If only there was something I could do to stop him. If only there was a way. [starts daydreaming in a medieval world]
BMr. Blowhole
Is there something you'd like to share with the rest of us, Mr. Lyon?
[hides the note behind his back; smiling nervously] Uh, no.
BMr. Blowhole
What about that note behind your back?
BMr. Blowhole
No games, Mr. Lyon, I know it's there. Get up here and read it.
Yes, sir. [glares at Jake for a second, gets up from his desk, and walks to the front of the room]
BMr. Blowhole
Go ahead, Mr. Lyon.
[looks at the note, written in gibberish] I can't read this.
BMr. Blowhole
[impatiently] You've wasted enough of my time, Mr. Lyon. Now read.
Okay. [in gibberish] Gobbledy, gooberwonka, wonka slageeoobracheen.
[The class starts laughing at him]
BMr. Blowhole
[insulted] Are you mocking me with a secret language, Mr. Lyon?
No, sir, I can't read this.
BMr. Blowhole
Well, here's something you can read. [writes and gives Adam a slips for detention]
BMr. Blowhole
Now, back to your seat.
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My Gym Partner's a Monkey · 90 quotes
