Marvin quotes from My Gym Partner's a Monkey

Alien threat? What alien threat?

Yeah, if there was an alien threat, we'd know about before you.

Yes, we haven't noticed anything strange.

I catapulted your fortress, Daniel. 3,000 points, officially making me the new master of attack.

All hail attack master Marvin.

Um, look, we're under attack in the real world, so can we borrow your destabilized particle laser ionizer cannon or not?

No! [gets pelted in the face by a banana peel] Who threw that?! Might it be you, attack master Marvin?

Oh, gosh. It wasn't me, sir. I'm allergic to fruit.

Me too.

Me too.

Me too.

Well, bananas don't just fall out of the sky, unless…

Aliens!

Told you.

Well, the general thinking is that you take the two things there and manipulate them to propel the craft.

Yes, yes. I do believe you're right.

You mean to tell me none of you have ever been in a boat, before?

No, too competitive.

Too risky.

I have a rowing allergy.

Water chafes my rumpus.

Y equals MC squared.

Daniel, you live in the water. Surely, you must know something about boats.

Nope, I can't ride in boats because of my allergies, and I get seasick easily, which is why my mother and father can't ever take vacations, because of me.

♫ The knights sailed off to flee the bog, way out into the sea / Beware the calls of sirens' songs, or dead we all shall be ♫

[looks through his telescope and sees sirens, sitting on rocks, vocalizing] Slap my trapezoid! It's sirens! They're trying to lure us with their songs so we'll crash into the rocks! Turn, jester, turn!

[monotoned] Can't…resist. Must…speak…sporadically.

Sweet isosceles! We're doomed! I think I need… my siren repellent! [uses his inhaler to blow puff clouds at the sirens, causing them to retreat, diving back into the ocean]