[trying to comfort Lupe] Lupe, that vulture wasn't good enough for you. Plus, he stank like old meat.
LLupe
I loved that musky stench! THANKS FOR THROWING SALT IN MY FRESH AND GAPING WOUNDS, INGRID! [flies away]
Salt's very antibacterial.
OPOrlando Parrot
Pretty bird!
JJake
Pretty monkey!
AAdam
Pretty stupid.
LLupe
I'LL NEVER KNOW LOVE, AGAIN! [smashes into the locker and slides down onto the floor]
JJake
Whoa, Lupe, you've really hit the wall.
LLupe
Yes. Yes, I have.
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