[enraged about Rufus] I have had it with that laughing… [wipes his face] FREAK! I have never been so humiliated in my… [wipes his face again] LIFE!!
More humiliated than the time you came to school in your underwear?
[dumbfounded] I thought that was a dream.
[chuckles] No, that was real.
[Flashback to the day where Adam came and walked down the hallway in his underwear; back to present]
That was more humiliating. Anyway, back to Rufus. Rufus doesn't have any taste in comedy! My grandma has better taste in comedy! And what's up with that laugh?! [mocks Rufus' laughter] That's not a real laugh! That's a laugh of a phony! A phona-rific phony! [A sound of a toilet flushing is heard from the stall and he and Jake turn around to see a fully heartbroken Rufus, hearing everything] Hey, Rufus. You're looking pretty flushed. [chuckles nervously; Rufus suddenly bursts into tears, bawling, and runs out of the boys' bathroom] Rufus, wait!
[Rufus approaches the lockers where Windsor is putting up his books, still bawling]
Come here, my sweet. Shh. [hugs and comforts him]
[showing up with Jake] Rufus!
Do you guys realize what you've done? [Jake and Adam both shake their heads no] Hyenas need to laugh, to survive.
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