[walking by, carrying his suitcases] Well, see y'all later. I'm off like a herd of turtles to Greenland.
Did you just say "going to Greenland?"
Yes, ma'am, I did.
But we've been so nice to you. We even threw you a party. True, it showed how little we actually know about you, but still, we tried.
That's just it, y'all. I ain't used to this sort of treatment. Y'all being so nice to me, well, it's sort of freaking me out.
You mean, we've been suppressing our hostility for nothing?
Well, you see, negative attention's the way to my heart.
You want negative attention, we'll give you negative attention. GET HIM!
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