Jake, Bull and others in “Unfinished Business”

Ooh! Sweet sweater, Bull. Too bad that title's already been claimed.

Bull

What are you talking about?

Well, according to him, he's number one.

Bull

Oh, we'll see about this! [walks over to him] Armadillo! There's only room for one #1 Grandson in this school, and that one is me!

Henry

[defensively] Nobody says I ain't #1.

Bull

Well, if you're so tough, then prove it!

Henry

All right, you asked for it. [he and Bull start to face off] I clip my nana's claws every night.

Bull

I floss my nana's jaws every night.

Henry

When my nana lost a bowling ball, I rolled up and let her bowl me.

Bull

I swim at her bingo every Wednesday.

Henry

Well, I lick up all her ants for her supper.

Bull

Well, I chew all her chums for her! [Henry gasps] And if it weren't chewed enough, she spits it out, and I chew it again! [Henry gets knocked out and falls to the floor on his back] Looks like you lose, Armadillo.

Henry

[sitting up] Not so fast!

Bull

And why's that?

Henry

Because every morning, I go to my nana's house. Game over.

Bull

Big deal, I go to mine every morning too!

Henry

But when you're there, do you give yours a sponge bath?