[Monk tries to use the persona of a hunter while at the general store]
Excuse me, do you carry Sierra Springs bottled water?
SOStore Owner
In the cooler. Help yourself. [Natalie heads towards the cooler in the back] You folks just passin' through here?
I'm---I'm a hunter. I'm gonna do some hunting [mimes holding a hunting rifle]. [Another customer in the store, Kathy Willowby, eyes Monk oddly]
Kathy WillowbySeason doesn't start for three months.
I know. Uh, I like to get here early, and get a good spot.
Kathy Willowby
What are you gonna do? Squat in the woods for twelve weeks? [laughs]
MWMartin Willowby
Kathy! It's none of our business! This gentleman ain't poking his nose into your life, is he?
Kathy Willowby
He can ask me anything he likes! I've got nothing to hide. [to the owner; who is playing country music on his radio] Turn that up! Martin hates country music; he doesn't let me play it at home. Isn't that right, darling?
MWMartin Willowby
That is why the good Lord invented headphones.
SOStore Owner
Oh, Martin. I've got those dipsy-digglies you were asking about. [hands Martin a pair of fishing lures]
MWMartin Willowby
Thank you very much. [eying Monk] Best bass lure in the whole world!
Kathy Willowby
Yeah every lure you buy is the best lure in the world!
MWMartin Willowby
Well that's 'cause they keep improving them! I'll take two: one for the fish, and one for my lucky hat. [The cashier is taking care of Natalie's payment]
SOStore Owner
Okay. That will be $22 even.
[Monk, Natalie and Stottlemeyer are observing Kathy Willowby through binoculars. She is carrying some bags of ice into the cabin]
She's carrying two packages. Looks like ice.
Exactly! She's been buying ice all day. That makes 16 bags she's brought in so far.
Maybe she's having a party.
No food! No beer, no chips, just ice!
Maybe she's having an Adrian Monk party.
The only other thing that she bought today is a new radio. Plus, I am positive I heard a man screaming at 1:15 last night!
That was me. You tied my foot to the bed.
I mean before that, and it was definitely coming from that cabin. [shushes them; faint country music can be heard from across the lake] You hear that? She said her husband didn't let her play country music in the house.
Where did he go? There's his boat! They only have the one car.
No, I have been watching the house all day. Captain, I have not seen him.
[Stottlemeyer gets an idea. He goes inside while Monk and Natalie continue to observe Kathy. Monk hands the binoculars over to Natalie. Kathy takes another bag of ice into the cabin. Inside, the cabin phone rings. Stottlemeyer comes back out of the FBI cabin carrying the phone]
But Agent Grooms said "no calls."
Agent Grooms can kiss- [Kathy picks up the phone]
Kathy Willowby
Hello?
Oh, hello. Mrs. Willowby.
Kathy Willowby
Yes?
Uh, is Martin there? My name's Darrell Hendershot. I'm a friend of Martin's. We went to high school together. Uh, we're having a big high school reunion.
Kathy Willowby
Oh, I'm so sorry! He is on the lake fishing.
Oh, well, okay. I'll call back later!
Kathy Willowby
You do that.
Thank you very much. [hangs up] She says that he's on the lake fishing.
Captain, she killed him. [Natalie sets down the binoculars in disgust]
You have got to be kidding. Can I take you anywhere?!
[Disher has shown up at Kathy Willowby's cabin, having been lured here by Chinese hitmen]
Lieutenant, this was handmade. See the edge? It was cut with scissors.
Randy, did you just drive up here?
Yeah, so? [Stottlemeyer looks outside and sees that he is in the center of a sniper's rifle scope]
[The hit men open fire, and Monk, Natalie, Stottlemeyer, Disher, Deputy Coby and Kathy Willowby take cover]
DPDeputy Paul Coby
Where are they?
Captain Stottlemeyer:' There's at least two! One behind the canoes!
DPDeputy Paul Coby
Who the hell are they?
Hit men from San Francisco!
THEY'RE HERE TO KILL MONK!
Kathy Willowby
Good!
[As the two hit men continue to fire on the cabin, Monk puts Kathy's radio on the table, and notices scorch marks with the shape of an electric cord that run from the electric outlet to the bathtub, while Randy examines his fortunes]
MDMonk and Disher
[simultaneously] Oh my God, I've got it! Here's what happened! [Monk and Disher start giving their summations simultaneously (Monk about how Kathy Willowby killed her husband Martin and made it look like an accident, and Randy about his girlfriend's relationship), with the camera jumping back and forth between each summation. Randy is shown in a bar when Hayley "accidentally" spills her drink on his lap]
We met by accident! I can see it now. God I'm such an idiot! [switches to Kathy electrocuting Martin in the bathtub]
...She dropped the radio into the tub while he was bathing. She needed it to look like an act of God to collect the extra insurance, but... [switches to Randy's fortunes being prepared separately in the kitchen]
...Maybe I believed them because I wanted to believe them. All of those fortunes were printed in advance just for me! [switches to Kathy pouring ice over Martin's body]
She had to preserve the body until the storm came!
That's why she bought all those bags of ice.
[flashbacks end]
DCDeputy Coby
My head is spinning. Which one are you listening to?
Neither one. [A bullet shatters one of the vases behind them]
All they had to do was send me a fake IRS check!
[at the same time] She froze the body so that the coroner would never be able to determine the right time of death! [A flashback showing a Chinese driver in the garbage truck that nearly ran Randy down is played]
The first fortune predicted that I would be save by a dirty death, which is exactly what happened when I left the restaurant. [switches to Kathy putting Martin's body in the boat and creating fake scorch marks]
Last night during the storm, she put her husband in the boat, then cut it loose, waited a few hours, and then reported it as an accident.
Now I have to go back and arrest my girlfriend for conspiracy and attempted murder. She probably broke up with me.
[Outside, Agent Grooms crawls behind one of the canoes and pops up, taking the hit man in front of him by surprise]
FBI! Freeze! [He shoots and kills the first thug. The other thug comes over, preparing to shoot Grooms (who is checking the first goon), but Stottlemeyer is ready to take out the second goon]
Grooms! [He shoots and kills the second goon] A little vacation, huh? [Grooms scorches daggers at Stottlemeyer. Inside the cabin, a shaken Kathy stands up]
Kathy Willowby
Is it over?
DPDeputy Paul Coby
Not for you. I'm gonna order a full autopsy on Martin's body; they'll know if it was lightning or electrocution. [He leads her house of the house while Monk, Natalie and Randy get up]
[to Monk and Natalie] So what the hell happened here?
She electrocuted her husband!
Well, looks like we've all had a pretty full day: you guys solved a homicide, and I led those two hit men into our trap.
(After hearing a car)
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