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S3 E12

Monk · Season 3, Episode 12

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer, Adrian Monk and others in “Mr. Monk Gets Cabin Fever”

[Monk, Natalie and Stottlemeyer are observing Kathy Willowby through binoculars. She is carrying some bags of ice into the cabin]

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

She's carrying two packages. Looks like ice.

Adrian Monk

Exactly! She's been buying ice all day. That makes 16 bags she's brought in so far.

Natalie Teeger

Maybe she's having a party.

Adrian Monk

No food! No beer, no chips, just ice!

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Maybe she's having an Adrian Monk party.

Adrian Monk

The only other thing that she bought today is a new radio. Plus, I am positive I heard a man screaming at 1:15 last night!

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

That was me. You tied my foot to the bed.

Adrian Monk

I mean before that, and it was definitely coming from that cabin. [shushes them; faint country music can be heard from across the lake] You hear that? She said her husband didn't let her play country music in the house.

Natalie Teeger

Maybe he's not home.

Adrian Monk

Where did he go? There's his boat! They only have the one car.

Natalie Teeger

Maybe he went on a walk!

Adrian Monk

No, I have been watching the house all day. Captain, I have not seen him.

[Stottlemeyer gets an idea. He goes inside while Monk and Natalie continue to observe Kathy. Monk hands the binoculars over to Natalie. Kathy takes another bag of ice into the cabin. Inside, the cabin phone rings. Stottlemeyer comes back out of the FBI cabin carrying the phone]

Natalie Teeger

But Agent Grooms said "no calls."

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Agent Grooms can kiss- [Kathy picks up the phone]

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Oh, hello. Mrs. Willowby.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Uh, is Martin there? My name's Darrell Hendershot. I'm a friend of Martin's. We went to high school together. Uh, we're having a big high school reunion.

Kathy Willowby

Oh, I'm so sorry! He is on the lake fishing.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Oh, well, okay. I'll call back later!

Kathy Willowby

You do that.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Thank you very much. [hangs up] She says that he's on the lake fishing.

Adrian Monk

Captain, she killed him. [Natalie sets down the binoculars in disgust]

Natalie Teeger

You have got to be kidding. Can I take you anywhere?!

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