[Monk tries to use the persona of a hunter while at the general store]
Excuse me, do you carry Sierra Springs bottled water?
In the cooler. Help yourself. [Natalie heads towards the cooler in the back] You folks just passin' through here?
I'm---I'm a hunter. I'm gonna do some hunting [mimes holding a hunting rifle]. [Another customer in the store, Kathy Willowby, eyes Monk oddly]
Season doesn't start for three months.
I know. Uh, I like to get here early, and get a good spot.
What are you gonna do? Squat in the woods for twelve weeks? [laughs]
Kathy! It's none of our business! This gentleman ain't poking his nose into your life, is he?
He can ask me anything he likes! I've got nothing to hide. [to the owner; who is playing country music on his radio] Turn that up! Martin hates country music; he doesn't let me play it at home. Isn't that right, darling?
That is why the good Lord invented headphones.
Oh, Martin. I've got those dipsy-digglies you were asking about. [hands Martin a pair of fishing lures]
Thank you very much. [eying Monk] Best bass lure in the whole world!
Yeah every lure you buy is the best lure in the world!
Well that's 'cause they keep improving them! I'll take two: one for the fish, and one for my lucky hat. [The cashier is taking care of Natalie's payment]
Okay. That will be $22 even.
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