Sharona Fleming quotes from Monk

I think so. [touches a lamp]

Sharona Fleming

What happened to "the Monk"?

Trudy didn't like him.

S3 E9 Mr. Monk Takes His Medicine

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[Monk and Sharona are speeding through the streets to stop Lester Highsmith]

A Stop sign is not a suggestion!!

Sharona Fleming

Yes it is!

[cuts to Lester and his accomplice loading money boxes into the back of their van. After finishing loading the money, Lester pulls out his sidearm Glock and draws it on the hostage guard]

LHLester Highsmith

Sorry, Kelly, nothing personal. [Monk and Sharona come speeding into the industrial park. Lester and his partner look up as the car screeches to a stop]

Lester! Drop the gun!

LHLester Highsmith

You? [starts to lower his gun, but stops] Is that a water pistol? [The barrel is dripping]

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

No. [pause] Maybe. [Lester starts to raise his gun again. Police cars begin to approach just behind Monk] It's... scalding! It's scalding hot water! Just drop it! [As an unmarked unit screeches to a stop, Stottlemeyer hangs out the door]

Lester, drop it!

S3 E9 Mr. Monk Takes His Medicine

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[Sharona surprises Stottlemeyer]

Sharona

Excuse me, I'd like a lodge a complaint against one of your officers.

Capt. Stottlemeyer

[Not looking up] What did he do?

Sharona

He hasn't written or called me in five years.

[Stottlemeyer looks up and sees Sharona standing in the doorway].

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[Monk, Natalie and Sharona try to argue as to the best way up to Perry Walsh's ninth floor apartment. Natalie wants to take the stairs and Sharona wants to take the elevator]

How about this? It's the ninth floor, right? [Bangs on the elevator call button] Let's take the elevator up to four and then walk up five flights!

Yeah, that sounds fair.

Sharona

Or we take the elevator up to level five and walk up four flights!

Can't argue with that.

Sharona

You treat him like a child!

He's not a child!

Sharona

I did not say he's a child! I said you're treating him like a child!

Oh, I'm being supportive!

Sharona

No, you're not being supportive! You're enabling him- [Monk, pacing back and forth, interrupts]

Okay, here's what we're gonna do: we're going to take the elevator up to 18 and walk down nine flights. That way everybody's miserable. [Cuts to Carolyn Walsh opening the door to find Monk, Natalie and Sharona sweating and almost out of breath]

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Well, he can't go too far. He can't sleep without his Trudy pillow.

Sharona

Or that special red toothbrush.

Or his little flossing kit.

Sharona

Or the sound machine with that foghorn noise.

Actually, that one broke. And they discontinued the model.

Sharona

Really? What did you do?

I went out and bought an actual foghorn and made my own tape. [Laughs] I'm not kidding! I have an actual foghorn sitting in my garage!

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[As Monk, Natalie and Sharona travel across the golf course to find Perry Walsh, Sharona can't help but notice that Natalie always refers to Monk as "Mr. Monk"]

Sharona

Do you mind if she calls you Adrian?

Of course not. Why would I mind?

Okay. Adrian.

Yeah, see I don't like it either.

Me neither.