Ollie quotes from Misfits

Ollie

[Appears in locker room] Hey.

Curtis

Who's the new guy?

Shaun

What's your name again?

Ollie

It's Ollie.

Shaun

Right. These are some other young offenders. He's going to be doing this Community Service thing with you lot.

Nathan

Are you saying he's like a new member of the gang?

Shaun

Whatever. Look, piss off and pick up some litter.

Curtis

Whatever happens, we can't let the new guy find out about our powers.

Kelly

What do we do if he does find out?

Simon

We kill him. [Smirking] I'm joking.

Nathan

[Chuckles and up to Simon's face] You're making jokes now? Excuse us. You're creeping out of your weird little shell, I get that. Good for you. But let's get one thing straight: I'm the funny guy round here.

Alisha

[Sees Ollie walking through interior windows] He's coming.

Ollie

All right?

Kelly

What did you get done for?

Ollie

I was arrested for vandalizing a coal-fired power station. We were protesting against CO2 emissions. [Nathan derisively groans]

Ollie

Have any of you got one of these weird powers?

Curtis

What?

Simon

What powers?

Ollie

I was only asking because I've got one.

Nathan

Oh, yeah, us too. [Ollie smirks playing with ear] I don't think I was supposed to tell you that.

Simon

What can you do?

Ollie

I can teleport. (LAUGHS)

Kelly

Let's see you do it, then. [Ollie shuts eyes straining and disappears]

Nathan

Whoa! [Ollie clears throat] Oh!

Kelly

That's shit. You could've walked there quicker.

Ollie

Sometimes I go further than that.

Alisha

That's really impressive.

Nathan

I honestly thought something more exciting was going to happen.

[Pulls up in vehicle and gets out] Where's Conti?

Nathan

[Uses trash picker upper to gesture to Simon] Oh, it's him. He's a right Conti.

Did you think I was going to let it go? I want my money.

Nathan

Give the man his money.

Simon

I haven't got your money.

[Focuses on Kelly seeing her as a video game character Roxy] Roxy? So you're with him now? I was still waiting for you at the church when the cops picked me up.

Kelly

Not being funny, mate, but you're acting like a right nutter.

Ollie

You're clearly suffering from some kind of mental illness.

I want my money.

Ollie

Let me talk to him.

Alisha

Don't. Look, just leave it.

Ollie

It's okay. I've had some training in conflict resolution.

Nathan

This should be entertaining.

Ollie

What's your name? It's okay. I'm not going to hurt... [walks forward and Jimmy shoots Ollie in the head with all community servers fleeing]