Whatever happens, we can't let the new guy find out about our powers.
What do we do if he does find out?
We kill him. [Smirking] I'm joking.
[Chuckles and up to Simon's face] You're making jokes now? Excuse us. You're creeping out of your weird little shell, I get that. Good for you. But let's get one thing straight: I'm the funny guy round here.
[Sees Ollie walking through interior windows] He's coming.
All right?
What did you get done for?
I was arrested for vandalizing a coal-fired power station. We were protesting against CO2 emissions. [Nathan derisively groans]
Have any of you got one of these weird powers?
What?
What powers?
I was only asking because I've got one.
Oh, yeah, us too. [Ollie smirks playing with ear] I don't think I was supposed to tell you that.
What can you do?
I can teleport. (LAUGHS)
Let's see you do it, then. [Ollie shuts eyes straining and disappears]
Whoa! [Ollie clears throat] Oh!
That's shit. You could've walked there quicker.
Sometimes I go further than that.
That's really impressive.
I honestly thought something more exciting was going to happen.
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