Dan quotes from Misfits

Finn

So I guess me question to you is... at the party, did you... [clears throat] did you have sex with me mum?

Dan

Yeah.

Finn

About the sex... Was it normal?

Dan

Hmm, it was on a washing machine.

Finn

By normal, I mean... [whispers] was it... [makes a gesture]

Dan

What?

Finn

Vaginal?

Dan

Ohh, God! You've obviously heard about the whole Anal Mary thing, right?

Finn

I've heard.

Dan

I always hated people calling her that. So she liked it up the sh... I just don't think... people should have judged her. And to answer your question... Yes, it was normal sex.

Finn

I think that probably makes you my dad.

Dan

You're my son?

Finn

Yeah. Wow. I, um... d'you have any fatherly advice for me?

Dan

Um... don't get cancer. [Finn chuckles] No, seriously. Do not get cancer.

Finn

I'll try not to. Hadn't planned on it. [Laughs and starts coughing up blood] Cancer, eh? Bummer. Total bummer.

Grace

[Enters Dan's room] Dad? [Takes his pulse and realizes he has passed so she then uses her powers to revive him]

Dan

You can't keep me alive for ever.

Dan

Shit. Must be, er... kinda hard for you turning up and finding me like this.

Finn

No, I just... just wish I'd met you sooner.

Dan

Yeah, me too. I'm glad you came back. There's something I need to talk to you about... before Grace gets back. Um... Do you know... about the storm... and these weird powers?

Finn

I did hear something about...

Dan

I know we've only just met each other. There's no-one else I can talk to. Grace... has a power. And she's been using it to keep me alive.

Finn

Are you saying she's curing you?

Dan

No, no, no, she's not. She's... [groans] I'm not getting any better. And I'm in so much pain. I've been letting her do it... [groans] because she... didn't have anybody else. And you show up. She's got a brother now. I don't wanna live like this, Finn. I need you to make her see that she has to let me go.

Finn

Don't think there's anyone else?

Dan

She has no-one else. [Coughs] You're her brother.

Finn

Half-brother.

Dan

I need you to persuade her... to let me die. Please.