Finn and Dan in “Unfinished Business”

Finn

So I guess me question to you is... at the party, did you... [clears throat] did you have sex with me mum?

Dan

Yeah.

Finn

About the sex... Was it normal?

Dan

Hmm, it was on a washing machine.

Finn

By normal, I mean... [whispers] was it... [makes a gesture]

Dan

What?

Finn

Vaginal?

Dan

Ohh, God! You've obviously heard about the whole Anal Mary thing, right?

Finn

I've heard.

Dan

I always hated people calling her that. So she liked it up the sh... I just don't think... people should have judged her. And to answer your question... Yes, it was normal sex.

Finn

I think that probably makes you my dad.

Dan

You're my son?

Finn

Yeah. Wow. I, um... d'you have any fatherly advice for me?

Dan

Um... don't get cancer. [Finn chuckles] No, seriously. Do not get cancer.

Finn

I'll try not to. Hadn't planned on it. [Laughs and starts coughing up blood] Cancer, eh? Bummer. Total bummer.