Grace quotes from Misfits

Finn

Is he? Is he gonna? Will he get better?

Grace

No, it's terminal.

Finn

Oh. Where's your mum?

Grace

She died a few years ago. She was in a car accident.

Finn

Jesus. Well, have you got any brothers or sisters?

Grace

No, just me. Guess this isn't exactly what you were expecting.

Finn

No. I'm glad I found him. I wanna help. What can I do?

Grace

Well, you could change his colostomy bag, if you like? I'm joking.

Finn

Oh! Bye.

Grace

[Enters Dan's room] Dad? [Takes his pulse and realizes he has passed so she then uses her powers to revive him]

Dan

You can't keep me alive for ever.

Finn

I'm a fun guy. So, do you have any brothers or sisters?

Grace

No.

Finn

You?

Grace

You already asked me that.

Finn

Right. Er... Have you got any pets?

Grace

No. You?

Finn

I did once pretend to have a dog. It was really me girlfriend. We don't need to go there.

Finn

Did that just look a little bit gay to you? Did it?

Grace

Okay, if you say so. D'you wanna tell me what we're doing here?

Finn

This guy, Alex, "from the bar", he's got a date with a friend of mine and we're finding out if he's gay.

Grace

Why?

Finn

So I can completely destroy his relationship with Jess before it's even started.

Grace

You like this girl Jess?

Finn

I might. That's not the point! Just keep your eyes... Now, where did they go? I think he's paying him for sex.

Finn

Oh, shit. They're here. He doesn't waste any time, does he? Quick polish of his cock and then he's ready to roll.

Jess

Finn.

Grace

What do we do?

Finn

Play... Play it cool, play it cool. Hey! Hey, good to see you. Hi, Jess. Jess, this is me sister... [Grace and Jess shake hands] well, half-sister, Grace. Grace, this is Jess. It's Alex, right? Yeah, I'm Finn. This is me sister... half-sister, Grace. Grace, this is Alex. "From the bar".

Jess

What's with the speech marks?

Finn

No idea! [Chuckles sheepishly] So, how are you? How's it hanging, dawg? [Taps her one shoulder with her responding coldly]

Jess

Why are you being so weird?

Finn

What? Who's being weird? [Laughs sheepishly] Oh! She's always like this. You should see her when we're on community service. We have such a laugh. Don't we have a laugh?

Grace

Are you on community service? You told me you were studying engineering.

Finn

[Laughs awkwardly] Did I?

Jess

Well, this is awkward, so I'm going to the toilet.

Finn

You know what? Oh, I need a piss, too. Synchronized bladders.

Grace

I hate to say it, but I think she's probably gonna take him back to his flat... and fuck his brains out. You really like her, don't you?

Finn

I always have done. Ever since me first day on community service. She acts all tough and she's not. And I know I can make her happy. You don't wanna listen to this.

Grace

To be honest, it's nice to think about something other than Dad. I don't get out much.

Finn

There's something I need to talk to you about.

Grace

What's that?

Rudy

[Drops in] Oh, hello! I'm Rudy! It's nice to meet you! 'Ey, I bet he's been telling you all sorts about me, hasn't he? What's he been saying? What've you told her, you, you shit?

Grace

He hasn't said anything.

Rudy

Has he not? That's interesting. That's very interesting indeed.

Rudy

Eh?

Finn

What? What?!

Rudy

Are you just gonna sit there and let some friggin' Neanderthal treat your sister like a piece of meat?! Worse... It's worse than a piece of meat! He's treating her like a piece of fish!

Finn

She looks like she's enjoying herself.

Rudy

Will she still be enjoying herself, I wonder, when you're taking her down the AIDS clinic?

Finn

Jesus, what did you have to say that for?

Rudy

Ugh.

Finn

You really think I should go over there?

Rudy

Mmm.

Finn

Is? Is that what brothers do?

Rudy

Well, yes, it is. It's what they do when they don't want their sisters to get AIDS.

Finn

All right, back me up.

Rudy

All right, I will do. Right behind you, bro.

Can I help you with something?

Finn

I just wanna check... What are your intentions towards my sister?

Grace

What are you doing?

Finn

I'm sorry, but I... I don't want you to get AIDS, OK?

Are you saying I've got AIDS?

Finn

No, not at all. No, I was say... I was saying... [Grace's interest punches Finn in face sending him flying into table and to floor]

Grace

Piss off, you little shit! Hey, that's my brother, you fucking prick!