Bruno quotes from Misfits

Bruno

Do you understand now? I just wanted to be human. It was all worth it, to be with you.

Kelly

[Picks up box with two water bottles on it that fall off] Grab those bottles for us, yeah? The bottles.

Bruno

[Aloud] What? [Voice of thought] She's so beautiful. [Aloud] What's your name?

Kelly

Why do you want to know my name?

Bruno

Because I'm really attracted to you.

Kelly

Are you taking the piss?

Bruno

No. I think you're beautiful. [Hears front door open and hides behind boxes with police officer coming in holding out badge]

You!

Kelly

Are you talking to me, mate?

You see a guy in a grey hoodie come through here?

Kelly

Your height, kind of funny-looking?

Where is he?

Kelly

He went out the back door. You better start running if you want to catch him.

Are you dicking with me?

Kelly

No. I love the police. [Sarcastically forces a smile]

[Disapprovingly shakes head and into walkie talkie] He's gone out the back door of the Community Centre! [Gives her a shoulder bump of you-should-know-better with her looking offended face and he runs out back door]

Bruno

Thanks. [Runs out front door]

Kelly

[Bruno appears holding a pack of beer cans] What you doing?

Bruno

I'm waiting for you. I wanted to say thank you.

Kelly

Why are the coppers after you?

Bruno

I got into a fight. I didn't mean to. Would you like to come for a beer in the park with me?

Kelly

No, you're all right.

Bruno

Come for a beer with me.

Kelly

If you don't get out of my face, you're gonna get a slap.

Bruno

Sorry. You're the first person that's ever done anything kind for me. People are mean. You were nice to me. I just wanted to say thank you. :Kelly: One beer. Come on, then. So, what's your name?

Bruno

Bruno.

Kelly

What kind of a shit name is that? I hit this girl.

Bruno

She deserve it?

Kelly

I thought she did at the time. Sometimes it's like I lose it. I've battered someone before I even know that I've done it.

Bruno

Did you mean what you said to that policeman?

Kelly

What's that?

Bruno

That I was kind of funny-looking.

Kelly

It's your face. You want to get that sorted.

Bruno

Really?

Kelly

No, I'm dicking with you.

Bruno

Shall I invite her back to mine? [Voice of thought] Don't scare her off. Does she even like me?

Kelly

You got any beers back at your place? I ain't gonna shag you.

Bruno

[Snorts] I wasn't expecting you to.

Kelly

Good. Come on.