[Bruno appears holding a pack of beer cans] What you doing?
I'm waiting for you. I wanted to say thank you.
Why are the coppers after you?
I got into a fight. I didn't mean to. Would you like to come for a beer in the park with me?
No, you're all right.
Come for a beer with me.
If you don't get out of my face, you're gonna get a slap.
Sorry. You're the first person that's ever done anything kind for me. People are mean. You were nice to me. I just wanted to say thank you. :Kelly: One beer. Come on, then. So, what's your name?
Bruno.
What kind of a shit name is that? I hit this girl.
She deserve it?
I thought she did at the time. Sometimes it's like I lose it. I've battered someone before I even know that I've done it.
Did you mean what you said to that policeman?
What's that?
That I was kind of funny-looking.
It's your face. You want to get that sorted.
Really?
No, I'm dicking with you.
Shall I invite her back to mine? [Voice of thought] Don't scare her off. Does she even like me?
You got any beers back at your place? I ain't gonna shag you.
[Snorts] I wasn't expecting you to.
Good. Come on.
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