[Picks up box with two water bottles on it that fall off] Grab those bottles for us, yeah? The bottles.
[Aloud] What? [Voice of thought] She's so beautiful. [Aloud] What's your name?
Why do you want to know my name?
Because I'm really attracted to you.
Are you taking the piss?
No. I think you're beautiful. [Hears front door open and hides behind boxes with police officer coming in holding out badge]
You!
Are you talking to me, mate?
You see a guy in a grey hoodie come through here?
Your height, kind of funny-looking?
Where is he?
He went out the back door. You better start running if you want to catch him.
Are you dicking with me?
No. I love the police. [Sarcastically forces a smile]
[Disapprovingly shakes head and into walkie talkie] He's gone out the back door of the Community Centre! [Gives her a shoulder bump of you-should-know-better with her looking offended face and he runs out back door]
Thanks. [Runs out front door]
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