Brian quotes from Misfits

How would you describe your ability?

Brian

I call it lactokinesis.

What's it like being called the world's first superhero?

Kelly

[Watching on TV] That has to be the shittiest power ever.

Kelly

What are we doing here?

I wanted you to meet my other clients and also some potential sponsors. Just relax and enjoy yourself. I should mingle.

Brian

Laura.

Curtis

Close your mouth!

Nathan

Sorry, sorry, it just went down the wrong way.

Brian

[To Laura oblivious to him] Hi. [To community servers] Good to see you.

Curtis

Oh, you're that milk guy, innit?

Brian

It's not just milk. It's all dairy products.

Nathan

You're here to make the coffees, then?

Brian

I'm done making other people coffee. People make my coffee now.

Alisha

So, what's the point in having your power?

Nathan

Were you one of those fat kids who had milk seeping out of his man-boobs during puberty?

Brian

No.

Nathan

We had a kid like that at our school. We used to milk him every lunch time.

Brian

I wasn't one of those kids. [Nathan walks behind Brian and massages his breast] Get off me! What are you doing?!

Nathan

I'm milking you!

Brian

Get off!

Nathan

This reminds me of school. That was some good times.

Brian

Fuck off!

Nathan

That's what the kid at my school used to say, and he had a nervous breakdown. [Brian walks away]

[Walks up to him] Nathan. How do you feel about blowing your brains out live on national television tomorrow night?

Nathan

Um... Yeah, I'm definitely up for that. Another, please.

Alisha

[Sits at bar next to Nikki] Hi.

Nikki

Hi.

Alisha

Be nice to (Curtis), yeah?

Nathan

...Just me and a gun...

Nikki

I'm not promising anything, but I'll definitely try.

Why not? They're planning to film it at the community centre.

Nathan

Right. So, it's like a whole "going back to my roots" kind of vibe?

Kelly

Who's she?

That's Daisy. More and more people with powers are coming forward.

Alisha

What can she do?

She can heal people, any illness, any disease. She plans to cure the world. She's like a pretty, modern-day Mother Teresa with a superpower. She is going to make a fortune.

Brian

Hi, honey. Where are you going?

There's somewhere I need to be.

Brian

I thought you liked me.

Well...

Brian

So now there are other people with powers, you're not interested in me?

There's a guy downstairs who can rewind time. You can do stuff with milk.

Brian

I'll show you what I can do. [Brian's girlfriend starts choking on yogurt]

What are you doing? What is that?

Brian

That's the Greek yogurt you ate earlier. It's moving up into your trachea. [Leans down to her body on floor] You think I'm a nobody. You're nothing.