Mel quotes from Misfits

Shaun

[Running alongside Mel on track circuit] D'you mind if I run with you?

Yeah, I do.

Shaun

[Mel completely ignores him] You, er, fancy going for a drink sometime? How about dinner? Hm? Please yourself. I'll catch you on the next lap, yeah? [Mel runs on from him]

[Approaches Emma] You look like you had a late one.

Emma

You'll never guess who I met last night.

Who?

Emma

Curtis Donovan. D'you remember him?Sprinting guy that got banned. It was a drugs thing.

Right. So what's he like?

Emma

Well, I thought he was cute. Then we went back to his...

By the time my ban's over, it'll be too late. No decent coach is gonna want to work with me. And all the guys I trained with, I was way better than them.

Emma

He was so negative about everything. Talk about feeling sorry for yourself!

Running's the only thing I was ever really... really good at. It was the only thing that made me feel good about myself.

Emma

It's like he blames everyone else for what's happened to him. I had to kiss him just to shut him up! I ended up giving him a sympathy shag.

What do you mean?

Emma

Big mistake. The guy is clueless. It was some of the worst sex I have ever had. [Laughs]

I have to warm down. [Walks away]

What d'you want?

Rudy

I want you to come for a drink with me. Just one drink.

I'm not interested, okay?!

Rudy

You don't know what you're missing. I know how to please a woman.

[Shaun puts hand on her rear] Take your fucking hand off my arse before I break it!

Rudy

Oh, my mistake. [She walks away] Lesbian.

[Lying to find a head between her legs] Emma?! What are you doing?!

Rudy

I'm, er... I'm pleasuring you. [Emma appears] It's not generally a spectator sport, is it?

I thought it was you! [Emma walks away]

Rudy

Is that why you were calling me Emma?

[Gets up after her] Emma! Wait!

Rudy

Got one of your pubic hairs stuck in me throat here.

Emma

What the fuck is going on? How did I get here?

Curtis

Mark spiked you. Don't worry, I stopped him before he really did anything.

Emma

Where is he?

Curtis

He's tied up in the boot of the car. Did the same to me last night. Spiked me. That's why I was so out of it.

Emma

What are you talking about?

Curtis

There's something I need to show you. [Transforms into Mel]

Curtis isn't shagging me. He isn't cheating on you, and neither am I.

Emma

This is... totally insane.

I just wanted to run. To feel it again. To feel... good about myself. Being her, it... it was the only way I could do it. I never meant for any of this to happen... to hurt you. Thought I wanted it more than anything. It's not worth this. I need to find something else that makes me feel like that.

Emma

[Curtis opens trunk of vehicle to reveal a tied up Rudy] What should we do with him? [Rudy is now tied up to railings naked written on his chest; "I drug and rape"]