[Running alongside Mel on track circuit] D'you mind if I run with you?
Yeah, I do.
[Mel completely ignores him] You, er, fancy going for a drink sometime? How about dinner? Hm? Please yourself. I'll catch you on the next lap, yeah? [Mel runs on from him]
[Approaches Emma] You look like you had a late one.
You'll never guess who I met last night.
Who?
Curtis Donovan. D'you remember him?Sprinting guy that got banned. It was a drugs thing.
Right. So what's he like?
Well, I thought he was cute. Then we went back to his...
By the time my ban's over, it'll be too late. No decent coach is gonna want to work with me. And all the guys I trained with, I was way better than them.
He was so negative about everything. Talk about feeling sorry for yourself!
Running's the only thing I was ever really... really good at. It was the only thing that made me feel good about myself.
It's like he blames everyone else for what's happened to him. I had to kiss him just to shut him up! I ended up giving him a sympathy shag.
What do you mean?
Big mistake. The guy is clueless. It was some of the worst sex I have ever had. [Laughs]
I have to warm down. [Walks away]
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