[Walks up] Hey. What did you want to talk to me about?
I can't see you any more.
You're finishing with me? Why?
'Cause I'm gay.
[Laughs] You're gay?
Mm-hm.
So... What, it was all a lie? Everything?
Wait...
How could you do that to me? What are you doing? Do I mean nothing to you?
Wait, no, don't cry. [Puts arms on Sam's shoulders and realizes he can turn back time]
Hey. What did you want to talk to me about?
I can't see you any more.
You're finishing with me? Why?
'Cause you're fat. You're large. Kind of round.
What?
I've got three months left to live. I don't want to waste it with you. 'Cause I'm impotent and I know how much you love cock.
Why are you being like this?
'Cause you got... weird tits. And nasty snatch gunk. I'm sorry.
You're finishing with me?
And you're gonna ask me why and I can't tell you. There are things going on with me, things I can't tell you about. No matter what I do, the ones I love will be the ones who pay.
What you just said. It's from Spider-Man. You're dumping me with a line from Spider-Man?
[Repeatedly] No...!
You immature pathetic shallow bastard!
It's not from Spider-Man!
Have you got no respect for me?! I thought you were better than that!
Sam! [Grabs her and she slaps him] Oh!
You stay away from me!
Done. [Straightens jacket and walks away]
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