Nathan Explosion quotes from Metalocalypse

Oh, Pickle don't look good. Pickle looks scared!

Liz Bane

He's fine. This is outstanding exposure.

Nathan

Who the hell is this lady?

Oh, that's Pickle new P.R. lady.

Nathan

She's not a groupie?

No.

Nathan

Never mind then.

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Why don't we just start our own P.R.?

Yeahs, all its is telling somebody something. And thats what I does right now.

Nathan

Yeah. And we should do it with the 3 of us right?

Yeah let's do it.

Yeah, let's do that.

Hey, how comes you don't asks me? The 3, it's the 4 of us.

Nathan

You were all the way over there, you- you we weren't even- we couldn't even see you.

I just heard everythings and i want to be parts of it too.

Tokis, yous toos lates. That's what you gets for trying to play video game.

WHAT'S TOO LATE!?! I STANDS RIGHT HERE! You just excludes me on purpose, you know it!

Nathan

That's bad P.R. right there.

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Nathan

We want our own PR person, like Pickles has.

OOffdensen

But I am a PR person.

But we want a real PR person.

OOffdensen

I am a real PR person.

No, we wants a reals PRs person!

OOffdensen

I am a real PR person--

But we wants a lady!

OOffdensen

I am--fine.

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Now, publicity is all about being seen.

Nathan

Yeah, okay, okay, that's a good point, because what I was gonna say is publicity is all about being seen.

That's what I just--I thought I was running this meeting, you're just repeating!

Nathan

Oh, I'm sorry, you're right, please.

We need to get our faces out to where everybody can see us--

Likes Pickle on TV!

Exactly! But everybody goes on TV--

Nathan

Yeah, everybody goes on TV, everyone does, you're right.

Yes, just my point, everybody goes on TV--

Nathan

Everybody's already on there, why would you wanna do that?

Yes--

Nathan

Go, go the other way.

Grr... yes. We need to go where--

Nathan

Where nobody's gone yet.

Oh, radio!

Nathan

Toki, get outta here, you're not in the PR club.

It's stupidest PR club, it doesn't work!

THANK YOU JUST I'M RUNNING THIS MEETING! WE NEED TO... just somewhere that's not on TV. FUCK! (throws laptop)

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What are they gots there grapesdrink?

Nathan

Yeah they're drinking some fucking grape drink that's awesome.

Oh grapesdrink.

That's a pretty fancy grape drink.

How comes theys gets to have grapesdrink?

Nathan

Yeah how come we can't have any fucking grape drink? That's fucking not fucking fair.

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Liz Bane

Pickles you're late, we have to hurry.

Ok.

Time is running out.

Ok.

This is our destiny.

Ok let's just play this show and get out of here. We got any songs with destiny in the title?

Nathan

Ummm, no, but I can stick it in it doesn't matter no one can understand what I'm saying anyway.

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[whispering] Hey, whatcha readin' there?

Nathan

[whispering] Nothin', just...hey man, why don't you brush your teeth?

Murderface [whispering] You can't brush your teeth in a library, that's ridiculous.

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OOffdensen

Being governor has its advantages. You could be quite powerful.

Nathan

Oh really?! And I could just put all my friends in charge of everything, and I could just rape and pillage the economy, and line my pockets with money, and I could go mad with power?

OOffdensen

You actually could do that, you know... it's technically-

I WANNA BE IN CHARGE OF THE NATIONAL GUARD!

Nathan

Alright you got it!

I WANTS TO HELPS PEOPLE!

Nathan

YOU GOT IT!

I NEED A SECRETARY!

Nathan

YOU GOT IT!

I WANNA BE THE AMBASSADOR OF CHINA!

Nathan

YOU GOT IT!

I wants no parts of dis, dis ams craps! Governments!

Dude, Skwisgaar, you know that Florida has the highest population of old ladies in old lady homes?

You could be in charge of old... you know what!

Then, I WILLS BE IN CHARGE OF DATS! DEMS OLD LADIES!

Nathan

YOUUU GOT IT!

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Nathan

Get me the weather burrow...uh, bureau.

WOWeather Official

But that's where we are, sir.

Nathan

Excellent, outstanding, good. I command you to destroy the hurricane.

Yeah, use your weather controlling machines!

WOWeather Official

People can't destroy hurricanes, sir.

Nathan

Alright, uh... Knock it off course. Do that.

WOWeather Official

I'm afraid that's impossible, sir.

Nathan

Dammit! We've tried everything.

Not EVERYTHING... (everyone stares at Murderface)

Well, not EVERYthing. I mean, not LITERALLY "everything"...

Nathan

Well, I didn't mean literally everything.

You SAID literally everything!

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OOffdensen

Have you activated the emergency alert system?

Oh I hate that, that "beeeeeeeeeeep!"

Nathan

Oh yeah, that "beeeeeeeeeep!"

AMAll Members

"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeep!"

Nathan

Nope, no way.

WOWeather Official

All alert systems have been looted and robbed.

Nathan

They stole the "beep?!"

Why woulds they steals the "beeps?"

People are so low.

I'd steal that.

Nathan

What the fuck do you guys even do here?

WOWeather Official

We name the hurricanes, sir.

You name the hurricane, that's your job?

WOWeather Official

What should we name this hurricane, sir?

Nathan

Name the hurricane. Huh. Uhhhhhhhhh....hmmmmm. How about....uh...Scrambles? Scrambles the...uhh...the Death Dealer.

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Jumps out the window! Finds me a paper clip! You dos what I say or I haves you all killed! Now shits your pants!

Nathan

Toki, your boner is showing.

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Nathan

This race is a total catastrophy. [referring to Murderface; who is still feeling the effects from his pill and playing bass with his penis] Let's get him to shit his pants!

SHIT YOUR PANTS!

[mumbling incoherently, eyes rolling, and drooling] I SHIT MY PANTS!

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Oh, it's like a NASCAR...type...theatrical...hybrid event! With cars!

OOffdensen

So it's a car race?

Yeah!

OOffdensen

I'm confused, you want to do a car race?

Yeah....well- but no! Not just a car race, a car event! It's like Medieval times...

OOffdensen

Okay, so there's like knights, and horses, and jousting-

No! Well, maybe, maybe! But-...guys help me out here...

[reading a newspaper] I'll help you out...Murderface is trying to tell you...his idea....about....you know...whatever...

Thank you Pickles.

OOffdensen

What does this have to do with Dethklok?

We are Dethklok!

I'm in Dethklok!

I'm Pickles the drummer

Nathan

I'm Nathan Explosion, from Dethklok

I'm Pickles the drummer from Dethklok it's me telling it to you.

OOffdensen

I know! But what does this have to do with the music?

Who cares about the music?!

OOffdensen

Well your audience cares-

Well, fuck the audience, FUCK THEM!

OOffdensen

Are you guys truly on board with this idea?

Nathan

[short pause] Yeah, I could take it or leave it.

Me too.

OOffdensen

Good day then. [leaves]

Fine. Motherfucking fine! It's my time to shine and you're jealous! Nothing can stop me from producing the world's greatest...NASCAR-type theatrical hybrid event the world's ever seen! [Nathan and Pickles give Murderface no attention whatsoever] Oh, fuck.

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Nathan

Okay give me a call when you need me to come pick you up, do you guys have your phones?

Yeah.

Yes.

Nathan

Okay, eat all your lunch and don't talk to anybody. There's weirdos out there.

Yeah.

Yes.

Nathan

Okay, goodbye, study hard! [drives off]

Hey Toki. I bets yous a millions billions dollars thats I will be a better driver than yous.

OH! I bets yous a krillions billions thats I will bes the best, ands the fastest!

No way! Yous are on!

Let's go! [runs out in the street as cars whiz by him; the camera cuts to Skwisgaar as you hear a bunch of crashes occur]

Whoa! Look out! Ha ha! Oh... that's funny...

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OOffdensen

Alright, so you all know we are in the middle of building a hospital for the victims of this, uh, public relations disaster.

Nathan

Oh god, that's pandering!

Pandering!

OOffdensen

Well I don't see it as pandering, it's a hospital for horribly injured victims of, uh, these explosions.

Hey! Thats not ours faults, we didn'ts do that!

OOffdensen

Well, they are your fans, and they, uh, have been badly injured, some killed, uh, trying to buy your, uh, collectible coffee cups. Maybe you could show a little compassion.

Compassion?!?

Nathan

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no! I got no sympathy for anyone! I got one of these darn summer colds. I mean, where is my benefit concert? I mean is there anything worse?

See that's something you have compassion for, summer cold. You can relate, you can relate to, see you can't relate to your arms being blown off! You can't!

OOffdensen

Well, uh, maybe being blown to bits is worse then a summer cold?

Nathan

Oh come on...

Mr. Robotos whens dids yous comes so carings about stuffs? Ares yous drunks or somethings?

OOffdensen

No i'm not drunk, I'm just, uh, trying to, you know, repair your image.