Murderface, Offdensen and others in “Unfinished Business”

Murderface

Oh, it's like a NASCAR...type...theatrical...hybrid event! With cars!

So it's a car race?

Murderface

Yeah!

I'm confused, you want to do a car race?

Murderface

Yeah....well- but no! Not just a car race, a car event! It's like Medieval times...

Okay, so there's like knights, and horses, and jousting-

Murderface

No! Well, maybe, maybe! But-...guys help me out here...

Pickles

[reading a newspaper] I'll help you out...Murderface is trying to tell you...his idea....about....you know...whatever...

Murderface

Thank you Pickles.

What does this have to do with Dethklok?

Pickles

We are Dethklok!

Murderface

I'm in Dethklok!

Pickles

I'm Pickles the drummer

Nathan

I'm Nathan Explosion, from Dethklok

Pickles

I'm Pickles the drummer from Dethklok it's me telling it to you.

I know! But what does this have to do with the music?

Murderface

Who cares about the music?!

Well your audience cares-

Murderface

Well, fuck the audience, FUCK THEM!

Are you guys truly on board with this idea?

Nathan

[short pause] Yeah, I could take it or leave it.

Pickles

Me too.

Good day then. [leaves]

Murderface

Fine. Motherfucking fine! It's my time to shine and you're jealous! Nothing can stop me from producing the world's greatest...NASCAR-type theatrical hybrid event the world's ever seen! [Nathan and Pickles give Murderface no attention whatsoever] Oh, fuck.