Alright, so you all know we are in the middle of building a hospital for the victims of this, uh, public relations disaster.
Oh god, that's pandering!
Pandering!
Well I don't see it as pandering, it's a hospital for horribly injured victims of, uh, these explosions.
Hey! Thats not ours faults, we didn'ts do that!
Well, they are your fans, and they, uh, have been badly injured, some killed, uh, trying to buy your, uh, collectible coffee cups. Maybe you could show a little compassion.
Compassion?!?
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no! I got no sympathy for anyone! I got one of these darn summer colds. I mean, where is my benefit concert? I mean is there anything worse?
See that's something you have compassion for, summer cold. You can relate, you can relate to, see you can't relate to your arms being blown off! You can't!
Well, uh, maybe being blown to bits is worse then a summer cold?
Oh come on...
Mr. Robotos whens dids yous comes so carings about stuffs? Ares yous drunks or somethings?
No i'm not drunk, I'm just, uh, trying to, you know, repair your image.
Repair our image with health care!?
(mumble)
Why's we's gots to spends our hard earnds money on medical stuff for peoples we don't even know.
Oh god this mother fucking eye gouging cock sucking mother fucking summer cold. Its driving me crazy over here!
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