Ah, well, it looks like the "conference" is in full swing.
Hi, Frank. What's new up on The Mount?
CPCapt. Pak
Read any good commandments lately?
Played by Jerry Fujikawa
M*A*S*H · 691 quotes
In 3 of the 691 quotes from M*A*S*H
Most scenes with: Hawkeye Pierce (2)
Scenes with Pak 3
[After Hawkeye tries to say something in Korean]
PCaptain Pak
Give him a bicarbonate and tell him to stay off his feet.
Isn't that "Your presence is welcome in our camp"?
PPak
No, it's "Your uncle has gas from eating cabbage."
[After Hawkeye says something else in Korean]
PPak
Sorry to hear that.
What?
PPak
Your uncle with the gas is now pregnant.
S2 The Chosen People
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You know sir, you just might go down in medical history.
PPak
How so?
As the first Doctor ever to set two broken legs, and both of them his own.
S3 Love and Marriage
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