Luther Rizzo quotes from M*A*S*H

You know you feal after eatting two many hot dogs and drinking too much cheap booze?'I wish I felt that good!'

"You mean Klinger poisoned us with his Thanksgiving surprise?"

Now you gentlemens are new to the Army, or in other words, dumb. When you leave here, you will know this jeep like it was a kissin' cousin, and you will know the rules of the road so good that when you're dead, you will still qualify for a license.

Hey, Father, can I make a confession?

Mulcahy

Certainly, Sergeant.

I murdered somebody...tomorrow.

Klinger

C'mon, I'm trying to help!

You wanna help? Die on your own.

The Army is a breeze, once you get the hang of the Luther Rizzo secret of military success.

Klinger

What is it?

Never smile.

Klinger

Huh?

The Army hates to see a man grin. Makes them think they've failed somehow. But moan and groan and carry on, they'll leave you to your lonesome; long as they know you're miserable, they're happy.

Charles

Would you like some Cognac?

Naw, I ain't hungry.