“April Fools” · Season 8
In this episode: Maxwell Klinger (2), Colonel Potter (1), Charles Winchester (1), Father Mulcahy (1), Luther Rizzo (1)
(Father Mulcahy comes into the company clerk's office wearing a dress)
Sir, I must protest the rash of mindless pranks being perpetrated around here!
Well, good morning Padre, or should I say, Padress.
Colonel, there's no humor in this. While I was showering, someone stole my robe and left me this.... this.... housefrock!
Better not take it off, Father. You'll be a defrocked priest!
Klinger, how would you like the last rites? And a few lefts?
The Army is a breeze, once you get the hang of the Luther Rizzo secret of military success.
What is it?
Never smile.
Huh?
The Army hates to see a man grin. Makes them think they've failed somehow. But moan and groan and carry on, they'll leave you to your lonesome; long as they know you're miserable, they're happy.
Pierce, that is a childish, totally immature and petulant suggestion.....When do we nail the swine?
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