Hey, Father, can I make a confession?
Certainly, Sergeant.
I murdered somebody...tomorrow.
C'mon, I'm trying to help!
You wanna help? Die on your own.
“The Yalu Brick Road” · Season 8
In this episode: Luther Rizzo (2), Hawkeye Pierce (1), Colonel Potter (1), Maxwell Klinger (1), Father Mulcahy (1)
(Hawkeye, BJ and "Ralph" are walking back to the 4077th because BJ crashed their jeep. They encounter a Korean man trapped underneath a hay wagon.)
Allow me to introduce ourselves. That's Ralph, I'm Pierce, and this is Hunnicutt; you probably know each other from driving school.
You know you feal after eatting two many hot dogs and drinking too much cheap booze?'I wish I felt that good!'
"You mean Klinger poisoned us with his Thanksgiving surprise?"
"It sure looks that way."
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