Margaret Houlihan quotes from M*A*S*H

Margaret

I got some 3-0 silk for you Dr. Winchester. I noticed you were running low.

Charles

I shall always cherish this moment.

Margaret

Well, Charles, what are friends for?

Charles

Friends? If pressed, I would say that you and I coexist. Now can we skip ahead to the inevitable small favor that you are going to ask?

Margaret

Well, now that you mention it, I got this new record player and I don't have anything to play on it.

Charles

I do. And you still don't.

Margaret Houlihan

[angrily] You're dismissed.

Hawkeye Pierce

Thanks, Mother. We've gotta get up early, anyway, and fix MacArthur's hernia.

Hawkeye Pierce

Sorry, baby.

Margaret Houlihan

That's Major to you!

Hawkeye Pierce

Sorry, Major baby.

Hawkeye Pierce

That's a woman all over.

Best place for them to be.

Margaret Houlihan

Sickening!

Frank Burns

Animals!