[After Nani bring Lilo and Stitch both back home from "crashing" Mertle's birthday party]
I'm telling you, there's an experiment pod on Mertle Edmonds' new bracelet that she got for her birthday.
That's what I was trying to do when Mrs. Edmonds dragged me off Mertle.
[Pleakley can be heard chanting before Nani and Jumba see him with his body twisted]
Oh, hello, fellow spirit beings. I hope my chanting wasn't bothering you.
Pleakley, are you alright?
Hmm? Oh, I'm incredible. Really, truly. It's so amazing. Yes, at first I was in excruciating pain, but it was all part of the process. Once I transcended that, I realized that the pain was just an illusion.
You have got to be kidding me! [grabs Pleakley and stretches his legs] Pain is only illusion! Ha!
[Stitch goes into the pet shop, alone, disguised as a bunny, to see the number on the experiment pod on Mertle's bracelet as she and her friends enter while Lilo hides in the backseat of a police car to try and stay out of trouble]
[through walkie-talkie] Experiment 606.
[opens up Jumba's computer and searches up Experiment 606; horrified] Oh, no. [on walkie-talkie] Stitch. Come in, Stitch! Experiment 606 is a black hole that will suck in the whole world!
[Pleakley is still doing yoga while Jumba is eating a pastrami sandwich]
Do you mind? I'm trying to become one with the universe.
And I am trying to become one with pastrami sandwich!
Mertle Edmonds has activated Experiment 606!
Oh, whee! I was hoping she would try!
Now, it's gonna suck the whole universe to a big black hole!
[suddenly panics] THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM AN ASTRONOMICAL EVENT LIKE THAT!! To think, the universe is ending, and all I was worried about was eternal wisdom?! If this is my last day on Earth, I'm eating pastrami! [grabs Jumba's sandwich and eats it]
Explain to me, you overgrown sea bass, why mechanic hamster on cam holds no evil genetic experiments?
There haven't been any experiments activated recently…
CComputer
Warning: Experiment 520 activated.
Mmm-hmm, and, uh, what are you waiting for? GET IT AND SEND IT TO ME!!!
[Lilo and Stitch are drawing ideas for the upcoming Aloha Sand-Sculpting Contest]
How are your Aloha designs coming, Stitch?
[shows her a drawing of Mertle being zapped by a UFO] Eebah. [shows another drawing of Mertle being chased by a dinosaur] Zeebah. [shows one more drawing of Mertle being chased by the Grim Reaper] Keebah!
[chuckles] Stitch, that's mean. Moses is right. We don't know what aloha means.
[David and Nani take Lilo to the Birds of Paradise Pool]
Don't worry. I know how to cheer a sad Lilo.
But, David, the pool at Birds of Paradise is for hotels guests only! There are, like, ten signs!
Relax, Nani. I was here yesterday, and I figured out their system: All the hotel guests have special blue towels, and so do we.
[scene cuts to them relaxing by the pool]
Come on, Stitch! Photo safari! [they both leave to take pictures of the tourists]
Are you sure this is okay?
Relax. Lilo and I sneak in here all the time.
Just chill out and enjoy your... [Mr. Jameson appears] Uh, honeymoon! Sweetheart! [hugs Nani]
Hello, sir, ma'am. Are you guests here?
And what's your room number?
[they both look at each other]
Mmm-hmm. Well, we don't have a Room 319,257! And besides, today is red towel day, not blue!
[chuckles nervously as Nani glares at him] Busted.
[Nani arrives home while Pleakley mops the kitchen floor]
Where's Lilo? Is she here?
No, but a freshly mopped floor was here! Apparently, it just left!
[Lilo and Stitch arrive]
I'm fine! But Stitch and me need to borrow your car!
He doesn't have a license!
[pulls out his collar and license] Chuwapa!
Sorry. We only have one working car, and I need it for work!
But there's an experiment loose!
It can find its own ride! I have to get to the rental hut. Business is way off, and old man Juan is getting grouchy.
I'll be home after work! [leaves]
Uh, little girl, is my hearing correct? One of my precious creations is running about free?
Yeah. It likes water and it has a really big butt. [opens the doggy door] JUST LIKE MY SISTER!!
Experiment that is liking water and having large posterior. Ah! That would be 520! [chuckles] I was true evilling genius that day. 520 turns any body of water into giant destructive wave!
It keeps trying to get to the ocean.
That I'd like to be seeing! Would make wave so big, whole planet will be destructed! [laughs maniacally until he notices Lilo glaring at him] Oh, it would be bad thing, yes?
Hello?! Just think of all the jellyfish! No jellyfish, no jelly, no PB&J!
[Gantu hops back to his ship after Stitch immobilized him with life preservers]
625! [hops into the main room but fall over]
6625
Whoa! Rough day? Whoo! You look like last week's lettuce!
6625
[grabs a blaster] Okay, now what?
Cut me free, you insipid trog!
6625
You're in luck, fish breath. I took a class in advanced applied blasting. [fires the blaster]
6625
Oops! [fires the blaster again]
6625
Sorry! [fires the blaster once more]
6625
Oh, yeah? That's what my teacher used to say!
[After 520 creates a giant wave to wash away Gantu]
I'm gonna name you, Cannonball, because you like to make waves.
Congratulations, Lilo! [places the first place ribbon on Lilo's sand sculpture] Mertle's design is good, too, but you showed more aloha today. [gestures to the giant "ALOHA" signature on the tower]
[Lilo goes through a shopping list while Stitch carries the groceries]
That's it: Eggs, bread, peanut butter... Didn't we buy this stuff two days ago?
[eats the whole grocery bag] Kinjiju ichay!
Oh, right. You ate everything.
[Stitch goes crazy after eating a whole barrel full of Kona coffee beans and chugs down water from a fire hydrant]
Looks like your weird dog needs to go to obedient school.
YTYuki, Teresa and Elena
YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!
Stitch is obedient! He just has a problem with coffee. Stitch! Shut it off!
[Stitch twists the hydrant and puts the valve back on]
[notices Mertle's new Shih-Tzu] You have a dog?
We prefer the term, "fur-person". I found her. Her name is Gigi. She's going to the National Junior Dog Show in Honolulu this weekend.
[As Stitch goes near Gigi, she yaps loudly at him]
But you wouldn't know anything about dog shows!
I know everything about dog shows!
[a chomp is heard and Lilo sees that Stitch has swallowed Gigi alive; Mertle screams]
Stitch! [pulls Gigi out of Stitch's mouth and gives her back to Mertle] Sorry. It's the coffee.
[gasps] Gigi's clauffeur! [Lilo pull's Gigi's bow out of Stitch's mouth] Found it! [puts the bow back on Gigi]
[Jumba and Pleakley agrees to take Lilo to Honolulu to enter in the dog show]
You promise to watch her?
As if she were precious treasure. Crossing my heart.
And I will make sure she brushes her teeth and wears her seatbelt and never talks to rangers!
No strangers? But some of the most interesting people to talk to are stran... [Nani glares at him angrily] Right! No strangers!
[Gantu gears up to capture another experiment]
6625
Hey, going out to capture a useless experiment, huh?
Useless, perhaps, but this one should be easy.
6625
Yeah, right, halibut head! That's what you said about the other two or three dozen!
Ah, but I have a new strategy: Since the little girl and the abomination always seem one step ahead of me, I'll simply follow them! [laughs but then hears thunder] Ah, thundershower! Hmm, maybe Hämsterviel doesn't need this experiment. He's in jail anyway. How would he find out if...
6625
[talking to Hämsterviel] That's exactly what he said, sir: "Maybe Hämsterviel doesn't need this experiment!" [Gantu angrily glares at 625] Don't forget your umbrella!
