Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 1
[Lilo and Stitch sneak into Mertle's backyard dressed as cat burglars]
[imitates radio static] Black Cat to Mutant Dog. Black Cat to Mutant Dog. Come in, Mutant Dog. Stitch! That's you!
Oh, me?
When I say "Black Cat", you're supposed to answer "Mutant Dog". It's cat burglar code. Black Cat to...
Mutant Dog.
[Clip escapes from Gantu by boarding a bus]
[growls with rage] Hairball! I am Gantu! Former captain of the Galactic Alliance! Conqueror of Paskimerus Militia! AND VAN GUARD COMMANDER OF BLACK OOL OPS! YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ME!!!!
[pause as three little kids stare at him in fright]
I mean, I... missed my bus.
[the kids run away screaming; then it begins to rain]
Oh, blitznak!
[Pleakley puts a large rainbow Afro wig on Jumba]
This spectral diffraction style is very popular on Earth, particularly of amid followers of team sports. There! What do you think?
I look like large furry lollipop.
[Lilo, Stitch, and Jumba are talking to Mrs. Edmonds after startling her]
So you're not mad at us for scaring us like that?
Oh, no! Actually it was kinda exhilarating, in a frightening I-don't-know-what's-going-on sort of way.
I'm sorry about what happened to your hair.
Don't be sorry. I love it. If you ever find that little furball you're looking for, I'm going to thank it.
[after Mrs. Edmonds calls Jumba handsome, making him happy, his hair suddenly grows back]
Wow! That what I call a spontaneous something or other!
My hair! It has returned! I... HAVE... HAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Inside voice, Uncle Jumba.
[Gantu dances in a hula concert; Hämsterviel calls]
Gantu?! What is going on?! Gantu?! What's that music?!
[Gantu throws his phone into a nearby punch bowl]
GAAAAAAANNNNTUUUUUUUUUUUh!!!!
[Gantu returns to his ship after failing to capture Experiment 254]
Well, where is my stink bomb?!
I'm afraid the little girl and the abomination...
Again?! You with your large stomping feet and shooting blaster can't get one experiment from a little girl?! Tell me how lame you are! TELL ME!!!
Whoa! Hmm, well, there's no right answer there. I'd put it somewhere in the S's between "Shockingly lame" and "Stunningly lame".
Please. I'm having a meeting.
Stop it with the not paying attention to me! Now get that experiment before I come there and nibble your flabby knuckles, you blue-tinted, offspring of a fish!
Yessir!
[Mertle and the girls walk by as Lilo and Stitch refuel their buggy]
Hey, there's Lilo! Should we invite her too?
Weirdlo? No way. Why would we want her to come?
Hey, guys. Wanna see my new...
No.
I didn't even say what it was yet.
The answer is still no.
Okay. If you don't want to see the cutest thing ever.
If you think bugs are cute, I bet whatever it is, it's ugly!
Yeah, well, you're wrong! He's even cuter than a potato...
Cuter than a potato?
[Mertle and the girls turn their attention to 254; they run up to his container to get a closer look]
Look at him! He is cuter than a potato!
I want one!
I knew you'd like him!
Ahem! [the girls huddle up with Mertle and they whisper something to each other, and then turn to Lilo] You are formally invited to the FHGH tea party tomorrow.
Really? YAAAAY!! Um, what's that?
It's stands for "Future Hawaiian Girls of Hawaii". But you can only come if you bring him.
Okay!
[Lilo and Stitch take 254 to their house]
Yes, 254 is designed to be irresistible.
[254 gives a record to Stitch; Stitch angrily grabs the record and places 254 on it and makes it spin on Lilo's record player]
Of course, other experiments are immune to his charms.
[picks up 254] Well, I think he's absolutely precious, not at all like the little monster.
[Stitch growls with rage]
[takes 254] Uh, is best not being attached. It may look harmless, but in reality, is a ticking stink bomb.
Stink bomb? This little guy?
Very soon, it will emit odor so noxious, will make 40 square mile area uninhabitable for decades! [laughs maniacally] But yes, is cute as garment fastener.
But he smells okay now.
254 is programmed to start his stinking 42 hours after activation to allow to time to infiltrate target. Problem is we have no way of knowing when he was activated.
[Stitch angrily has 254 tied up]
Is the smell really that bad?
[chuckles] Trust me. He'll have you losing many lunches with disgusting stench!
[unties 254] Well, that's what I'm naming him: Mr. Stenchy! And I don't care how much he reeks. I'm keeping him.
[Stitch, shocked and angered by Lilo's words, screams into a pillow]
[Stitch pins down Gantu and aims his own laser gun at him]
Nala kweesta! Ha-ha!
One day, you'll fail to protect one of those experiments! And I will take it away forever!
Ichiba!
Ih! Ih! Keeba! [the both vanish]
[chuckles sinisterly] La-dee-da-dee! [tosses Gantu's gun] Oopsie!
[After Gantu explains to Lilo how Stitch locked Mr. Stenchy in the pantry...]
[to Stitch] You mean... You did?
[remorseful] Uh-huh.
But why? Were you jealous of Mr. Stenchy?
Ehh. (Translation: "Yes.")
Okay, I'll forgive you for locking Mr. Stenchy in the pantry if you forgive me for letting him hog all the love. I mean, jealousy stinks, but we're still friends.
[after a moment] [accepting] Okay.
Stupid ball.
It's only Lilo and her dog.
[annoyed] Ugh! Lilo again?! You should do something about that kalohe.
Like, put her in the big house?
Would do her some good. That dog, too!
Excuse me! Hi. I'm looking for something for my daughter. It's her birthday tomorrow.
How 'bout this? [holds out a gold bracelet] I just made it yesterday, one of my best. [unaware with Experiment 606's pod on it as a charm]
Oh, it's perfect!
How's it, Lilo?
Oh, Officer Kahiko. I know the drill: I have the right to remain silent. Whatever I say...
Very funny. [notices Lilo's football made of seaweed] What you got there?
Football. We're on a budget.
Lilo, I know you were just playing, but your dog wrecked Leilani's jewelry table. Auntie's on a fixed income. She don't need you causing trouble. Does your sister know you're here?
Uh, no. But I'll tell her when I get home, okay?
No worries. I got her on speed dial. [pulls out his phone]
[Pleakley is doing yoga]
What are you doing?
Yoga, an ancient Earth discipline that's wonderful exercise for both body and mind. You should try it instead of stuffing yourself with all that flesh-based food.
Hey, I am liking flesh-based food!
Suit yourself. But since I stopped eating anything with a face, I feel cleansed and rejuvenated.
Everybody, I have an announcement to make. [clears throat] Ahem. Tomorrow is the most important day of the year: my birthday! I'm having a super special birthday party! [gives out birthday invitations only to Yuki, Teresa, and Elena] Oh, look. No more invitations.
Well, that's okay. I wouldn't wanna come to your party anyway. Not with... that thing out there!
What thing?
You mean to tell me that you've never heard of the... um... [notices a gecko] Geckoliki?
No!
Uh-uh!
What is it?
It's an ugly horrible creature, whose soul purpose is to devour birthday cake and partygoers with its bloody fangs!
That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! And just for that, you're even more not invited now! Come on, girls! [she and the other girls leave]
Alright, but you'll be sorry! The Geckoliki is hungry for blood! AND FROSTING!!
As soon as I put on this costume, it's hello, Geckoliki, and goodbye party. Now hold still, ok? [Stitch gets under her as they dress up as the Geckoliki; spookily] Ooh! I am the Geckoliki! Surrender now or face my slimy wrath!
The Geckoliki!
[Mertle and her friends scream in terror and run for it]
[peeks through the fence hole and spots a plate of coconut cupcakes on the table] Ooh! Coconut cupcake! [bursts through the fence]
Stitch, no! [falls off of Stitch and lands in the pool]
[The girls watch from the bushes, seeing Stitch scarfing down the cupcakes, still in the Geckoliki costume]
The Geckoliki is after our blood! And frosting!
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