Gantu quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

Hey, Gantu! We got a collected call coming in from Hamsterwheel.

Hämsterviel

VIEL!!! HÄMSTERVIEL!!!!

If you want, I should accept the charges?

Gantu

Do I have a choice?

Experiment 029 activated. Primary function: king maker. Gives its wearer power of command over all living creatures.

Gantu

Power of command, eh?

Lilo

My Aunt Pleakley's in the dungeon?!

Stitch

Ih.

Lilo

What did she do?

Mertle

She was roasting a turkey. Her Majesty clearly decreed that Tuesday is Thanksgiving and today is not Tuesday!

Lilo

What?! Who else is in the dungeon?! [Mertle hands Lilo a list of people that were sent to the dungeon] Oh, no! I never meant for this to happen!

Mertle

But your word is law, Highness.

Lilo

Well, maybe it shouldn't be.

Stitch

Uh-uh!

Lilo

I just wanted to make everyone's lives better, but maybe I went a little overboard. Is that what you were trying to tell me, Stitch?

Stitch

Yes.

Lilo

[sighs] Moses is right: listening to other people's ideas isn't my strong suit. I'm done being queen now, Checkers. You can come down. [Checkers crawls down from Lilo's head] Now we can find your one true place.

Gantu

[snatches Checkers and puts him on his head] His one true place is with me! [nothing happens] Uh, is this thing on?

Lilo

[under the influence of Checkers] What is your wish, Your Majesty?

Gantu

Finally, after all this time, I, KING!!!

Gantu

Do you think Jenny will make it to the final two?

Who cares? This show is lame! Everyone's such a sap!

Gantu

What about Jack? He's just pretending to be a sap to increase his chance of winning!

Oh... is that why you act like a sap? 'Cause it's not working. You're still a loser.

Gantu

Quiet! I'm trying to--

Warning, Experiment 277 activated. [Gantu groans in frustration] Primary function: mine and enrich Snootonium.

Gantu

Snootonium? There's no Snootonium on Earth. This experiment is useless. [Hämsterviel's contact interrupts the show] Hey, the TV!

Hämsterviel

TV, schmeevee! Get up off your enormously useless behind and go capture that experiment or I will cancel all your useless entertainment service!

Gantu

[sighs] Yes, sir. I suppose I'll miss the big season finale.

Want me to record for ya?

Gantu

You wouldn't mind?

Hey, what are friends for? Trust me.

Lilo

No wonder the vampire exterminator didn't work on him. He's an experiment.

Gantu

Give me the abomination right now!

Victoria

Take it, please! I'd knew you'd fix the problem.

Lilo

Victoria, you don't understand.

Gantu

Come to Papa. [reaches to grab Snooty until Stitch bites his finger]

Victoria

What's Stitch doing? That big guy's gonna take the vampire for us.

Lilo

That little guy isn't a vampire. He's an illegal genetic experiment from another planet, like Stitch.

Victoria

Stitch is an alien?!

Lilo

Yeah, sorry. I should have told you.

Catch anything? No, of course you didn't.

Gantu

Please, not now, I sustained an injury.

Know how I know you didn't catch anything? BECAUSE BIG H CUT THE CABLE!! THAT'S HOW!!!

Gantu

He cut the cable? But what about--

Your show? Sorry, didn't get it.

Gantu

But-but what happened to Jack and Jenny? What will we do without television?!

Well, Hämsterviel did let us keep one channel. [turns on the TV]

Gantu

No, no...

Coming up on The Sandwich Channel: The Mysteries of Mayonnaise.

Gantu

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Gantu

No, I didn't capture the experiment.

Oh, hey, Gantu! Hi! You're home early, aren't ya?

Gantu

625, that's not the sandwich channel. When did we get the cable back?

Ah, y'know, just now. Right this second! Amazing coinkeydink, huh?

Gantu

It was never out! You just said that so you could have it all to yourself!

I always said you were a semi-intelligent species.

Gantu

To think I trusted you.

Eh, you live, you learn.

Warning. Experiment 397 activated. Primary function: argument instigator.

Gantu

An argument starter. I will capture this one.

No, you won't.

Gantu

Yes, I will.

No, you won't.

Gantu

Yes, I will.

Hey, we already argue fine. You don't even need it.

Gantu

Yes, I do!

No, you don't.

Gantu

Now you're just being silly.

No, I'm not.

Experiment 267 activated. Primary function: granting wishes.

Gantu

Granting wishes? Of all the experiments I've never caught, this one holds the most promise!

Gantu

[singing off-key] "But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for twoooooo!"

[covers his ears and screams] Holy guacamole! That last note actually curdled my mayo!

Gantu

I'm making a karaoke tape. I can listen to my own voice and determine what areas need work.

There's only one area in your voice: a disaster area!

Warning. Experiment 120 activated. Primary function: discombobulates enemy plans.

Gantu

I'm not interested.