What if I had testified that you told us to shut up?
It would have hurt. At least you got to dodge the question by calling me an idiot.
Yeah, that helped.
S7 E19Double Down
S7 E20We Like Mike
DSDonut shop owner
How perfect is this? Cops talkin' to a donut guy.
Yeah. Tell us about the customer who came in just before the girl. The one who cleaned his hands?
DSDonut shop owner
Barely a customer. He takes about 50 napkins, and then he starts to leave. Well, after I call him on it, he orders a coffee, then thinks he's a big shot, because he tips be a quarter.[hands Briscoe his wastebasket] What I lost on napkins, I barely broke even!
[Briscoe extracts the dirty napkins Mike threw out from the wastebasket and hands them to another cop]
Take these down to the lab.
CCop
Right.
[to the shop owner] Did he mention his name or say where he was comin' from or goin' to?
DSDonut shop owner
Nothin', except "gimme a coffee", and how if he wasn't gettin' married next week, he'd be puttin' the moves on the girl, which I thought that was outta line. But I didn't say anything, because it's not my business. My business is sellin' donuts.
Thanks for clearin' that up.
There was another guy. I passed a guy halfway down the block from where I left the car. A Puerto Rican guy.
Yeah. That's how we solve homicides too. Nearest Puerto Rican did it.
RRicky
Can I say how I didn't mean to do it?
You mean how you only shot him 'cause he wouldn't give you his watch? Yeah, yeah. The DA'll like that.
S7 E21Passion
Listen, Jane, I could really use your help.
JJane
I told you, I never heard of this Joanie Timberman, and I just work for Miss Posner. We're not exactly girlfriends.
Yeah, but you see her every day. You know what's going on. I gotta say, you strike me as a very perceptive person.
JJane
It's a good thing you're good-looking, honey, if that's the best line you can come up wth.
Sadly, it is.
It doesn't look like we're going to get a confession.
Why should he confess? You'll probably be arresting someone else tomorrow.
S7 E22Past Imperfect
BBurke
Women in their 40s, they're like money - you change 'em for 2 20s.
Nice going, you made her cry. That ought to win you points in the jury room.
Sure, she had a rough childhood and I feel sorry for her. And if she hadn't left her mother to bleed to death on the floor, I'd give her a great big hug.
S7 E23Terminal
[After the shooting, Curtis finds writing on a car window]
"Kill Zionists."
Good thing he wasn't a better shot.
[searching a suspect's apartment] Good champagne, but it's dusty.
And this caviar has mold.
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