Mike Logan quotes from Law & Order

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We're not talking about 'Squeaky' Fromme here.

Logan

[of his mother] She was a bottomless pit. Always 'give me your undivided attention'. And when my old man couldn't take it anymore and whacked her, she'd turn around and whack me. She got this look in her eye... I knew it was coming. And that cold witch in there... she's got that same look.

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Everything's a mirror to her. She holds a dying kid up to it, and all she can see is herself and how it affects her. Now you give her sympathy, she's gonna want to fight. You give her a fight, she's gonna want a kiss. You give her a kiss and I swear to God she'll bite your tongue out.

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Katherine Beigel did in ten seconds what we couldn't do for ten years. Put Frank Masucci out of business. Permanently.

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If you had given me a shotgun while my mother was shoving me against a wall, I'd have blown her head off. But my dad? Not even if he caught me killing the old lady.

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 :[They look through a Lebanese restaurant's garbage ] How could somebody eat something that could even get to smell that bad?!

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[reading faxes written in Arabic] Looks like a breakdancing chicken wrote this.

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[about McDaniel having his kidney stolen] Whoa! Talk about getting your pocket picked!

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You know why cops hate IAD? Because you idiots couldn't convict a 10-year-old of selling watered-down lemonade.

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Max is dead. I accept it. But I'll never accept it, you know?

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Thou shalt not steal, except when nobody gets hurt?

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Law Degree. A license to lie.

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You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. And if you move funny, I'll blow your head off.

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I've been eager myself. It's not a crime.

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My mother used to beat me with one hand and hold a rosary with the other. The next time I enter a church, it'll be in a pine box carried by six of my friends.