Shelley Cates could convince a jury that Jeffrey Dahmer had an eating disorder.
S6 E6Paranoia
[reading a student's poem] "The more I stab you the more I want you."
Sounds like Gershwin.
Damn. My college's idea of sex in literature was Jane Eyre.
S6 E7Humiliation
HHooker
Are we talking afternoon delight?
[pulls out his badge] I'd be delighted to throw you in jail.
HHooker
Can't arrest a girl for asking.
So, do you think Danforth will keep it in his pants next time?
[pause] Probably not.
S6 E8Angel
Doesn't the Bible tell us not to kill, Mrs. Coleman?
LLeah
I am already suffering for what I did.
So now you know what you did was wrong?
LLeah
Yes.
Did you know it was wrong when you woke up that morning?
LLeah
Yes.
Did you know it was wrong when you ate your cereal?
LLeah
Yes!
FFineman
He's badgering, your honor!
Sit down and shut up, Mr. Fineman!
JSJudge Stein
Overruled. And you will address the court from now on, Mr. McCoy.
[Fineman sends McCoy a drink at the bar]
[to the waiter] Send it back.
You can't forgive anyone, can you?
No, I can't. Besides, that was bourbon. I'm drinking scotch.
S6 E9Blood Libel
PPayne
I'm going to ask the jury what they think about Jews... and all I need is one.
[An anti-Semitic killer has been freed thanks to a deadlocked jury]
They voted 11 to 1 to convict.
One juror.
So what else is new? Next case.
S6 E10Remand
[New evidence in a 30-year-old rape case might set a convicted man free]
We're obligated to turn this over to the defense.
And give this 3-time rapist a chance to bluff the jury?
That can't be a consideration.
It sure as Hell can!
Marks just held a press conference. She actually thinks she righted a 30-year-old wrong.
And I bet she hopes to be the centerfold of next month's Bar Journal.
S6 E11Corpus Delicti
NNichols
[accused of electrocuting horses] Trust me, sir. The horses don't feel a thing.
I'd like to shoot 120 volts through his rectum and see what he says then.
Christopher's horse-trading records are insanely complicated. He covered his tracks. He wasn't so cautious about his mating rituals.
Should I be taking notes?
[smiles] If you want to go broke.
S6 E12Trophy
DDamien
We wasn't doin' nothin'!
Oh, yeah? And just where wasn't you doin' it?
HHawthorne
The part of private practice I hate - clients.
S6 E13Charm City
PPembleton
You want your kid to know what you did? Because we're gonna have to tell Kenny. 26 dead bodies. Women, children. Hell, you're up there in Ted Bundy territory. That should make him real proud.
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