Full-contact modeling. Now there's a Pay-Per-View special I'd ante up for.
S13 E21House Calls
S13 E22Sheltered
What'd you find out?
Could have been a stray bullet.
6 inches to the right, she'd still be here.
6 inches to the right and Lincoln would have seen the end of the play.
There's always a chance Justin could be rehabilitated, Arthur.
4 dead? I don't think he's earned that chance. And I also think my senior prosecutor should agree with it.
I do.
But...?
I'm a father.
S13 E23Couples
CClerk
Docket #534687. People vs. Reynaldo Celaya. Murder in the first degree.
And the plea?
RReynaldo
Not guilty, your honor.
There's a first. Miss Southerlyn?
The defendant shot and killed his brother's wife within days of being released from prison. Bail shouldn't even be a consideration.
I don't suppose you agree with that.
CClemens
Bail schmail. What's a couple of days in Rikers after 10 years in Attica? Not gonna waste your time, your honor.
You know what, counselor? This is a first.
[just as Reynaldo is escorted out, Rafael jumps out of his seat and confronts his brother]
RRafael
¡Tu eres un demonio! ¡Asesino!
RReynaldo
¡Era mi esposa!
RRafael
[shouts back in Spanish]
RReynaldo
Not if I kill you first!!
RRafael
¡Yo te mato! ¡Yo te mato! ¡Es mi esposa!
RReynaldo
She's my wife! Cabron, she's my wife!
RRafael
¡¡ASESINO!! [shouts in Spanish] ¡Reynaldo, yo te mato! ¡Asesino! ¡ASESINO!
[both brothers are separately escorted out of the courtroom]
Hmm. Nothing like a little excitement to get the heart pumping. What's next on the menu?
CClerk
Docket #534781. People vs. Clara Perazzo. Charge is murder in the second degree.
Surprise me, Miss Perazzo.
CClara
I don't know what you mean.
I need a plea. Did you do it?
CClara
Yes!
BBerman
I don't think my client understands, your honor.
CClara
I understand perfectly. I killed the SOB.
BBerman
She's obviously mentally disturbed.
The defendant killed her husband, your honor.
BBerman
She ran him over 4 times with her car.
I admire her restraint.
BBerman
I object!
Cool your jets, counselor. Shall we take this from the top?
CClara
No need to, your honor. Dom is dead, and I did it. I knew exactly what I was doing.
I'm not supposed to express personal opinions in the courtroom, but I gotta tell you, Miss Perazzo, you make me proud to be an American.
CClara
Thank you.
Cheating on you, was he?
CClara
Yeah! But I could live with that. I could live with his perversions. But I won't go under the knife for anyone! [points at her breasts] These were good enough for him when we got married!
[Green has just taken a call after working a long, exhausting shift with Briscoe.]
Damn!
What?
We got a jumper.
I may join him.
S13 E24Smoke
Bail is set at $1,000,000. And you'll be happy to know, Mr. Bender, that ten of those dollars are mine. More, if you get a piece of the popcorn.
People get around stars, they get stupid.
Waiting in line to see Madonna is stupid. This is a felony.
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