Nice going, you made her cry. That ought to win you points in the jury room.
Sure, she had a rough childhood and I feel sorry for her. And if she hadn't left her mother to bleed to death on the floor, I'd give her a great big hug.
S7 E22Past Imperfect
S7 E23Terminal
[After the shooting, Curtis finds writing on a car window]
"Kill Zionists."
Good thing he wasn't a better shot.
[searching a suspect's apartment] Good champagne, but it's dusty.
And this caviar has mold.
S8Ritual [8.10
[about Van Buren's lawyer] Who's she, the new community affairs liaison?
[evasive] No. What do you have?
Come on, L.T. What's up?
Better you hear it from me. She's my lawyer. I was up for captain. One Police Plaza passed me over.
You're suing the department?
Title VII -- they promoted a white woman with the same score on the exam. I have the seniority.
I'm sorry we asked.
Who's the judge?
Sawyer.
The one who returned those 2 kids back to their crackhead mother?
Who later beat them to death. Yes, it's the same Sawyer.
S8 E1Thrill
Dale! Now, let's do this the easy way. All right? Just open the door, and come out nice and slow!
TTagger
I can't.
We're not gonna hurt you.
TTagger
I got no pants.
It's just us guys out here, Dale. Nothin' we haven't seen before.
TTagger
Either I get my pants, or I don't come out.
[grabs Tagger's pants] All right, Dale. Here. Here. Look out the keyhole now. See? Here's your pants. Now, I'm tossin' 'em to ya.
[he drops the pants in front of the bathroom door]
All you have to do is reach out and grab 'em. Go ahead.
TTagger
Okay. I'm openin' up the door.
[he opens the door; Curtis knocks the door into his head]
TTagger
OW! No! Liar! I want my pants!
[takes him away] Why, Dale? I don't see anything here worth covering up.
I'm playing legal tiddy-winks with these punks. What I'd really like to do is take them out by Battery Park and hang them up by the scrotum.
Clarence Darrow had Leopold and Loeb. Who do we have?
Beavis and Butthead.
The Church protects murderers, the law says two people can fire the same bullet, and the victim's mother forgives her son's killers. You figure it out.
You don't think you could? Forgive them, I mean?
No.
Neither could I. What does that say about us?
S8 E2Denial
[about Christina Talbert's pregnancy] How could a mother miss something like that?
Wait till your daughters grow up.
A baby's dead and no one's responsible.
No one was responsible when it was alive, either.
S8 E3Navy Blues
So what happened to the dog?
OOfficer
It's with my partner.
Where's your partner?
OOfficer
Lincoln Hospital. Paramedics couldn't pry the dog from his butt.
What kind of dog?
OOfficer
Chihuahua.
Let me know how they word the commendation.
It's like finding out Amelia Earhart flew to Bakersfield and hid out for fifty years.
I got over Pete Rose.
S8 E4Harvest
SSutter
I got bent over a chair by Miss Ross before. Now I'm getting another tingling sensation in my butt. Why is that?
...wishful thinking?
Bail, Miss Ross?
$500,000 on the doctor, your honor, and status quo for Mr. Camacho.
SSutter
I'm sorry. I still don't see why we're here.
People request the cases against Mr. Camacho and Dr. Cosgrove be consolidated.
HHilburne
On what grounds?
The People allege they both killed Nancy O'Neal.
What? Me and this gangster?!
HHilburne
Your Honor, Dr. Cosgrove is a respected surgeon…
Enough! Elias Camacho remains remanded. Bail is set for Donald Cosgrove at $500,000. Now, go yell at somebody else.
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