“Thrill” quotes from Law & Order

Briscoe

Dale! Now, let's do this the easy way. All right? Just open the door, and come out nice and slow!

I can't.

Curtis

We're not gonna hurt you.

I got no pants.

Curtis

It's just us guys out here, Dale. Nothin' we haven't seen before.

Either I get my pants, or I don't come out.

Briscoe

[grabs Tagger's pants] All right, Dale. Here. Here. Look out the keyhole now. See? Here's your pants. Now, I'm tossin' 'em to ya.

Briscoe

All you have to do is reach out and grab 'em. Go ahead.

Okay. I'm openin' up the door.

OW! No! Liar! I want my pants!

Curtis

[takes him away] Why, Dale? I don't see anything here worth covering up.

McCoy

I'm playing legal tiddy-winks with these punks. What I'd really like to do is take them out by Battery Park and hang them up by the scrotum.

Schiff

Clarence Darrow had Leopold and Loeb. Who do we have?

McCoy

Beavis and Butthead.

Ross

The Church protects murderers, the law says two people can fire the same bullet, and the victim's mother forgives her son's killers. You figure it out.

McCoy

You don't think you could? Forgive them, I mean?

Ross

No.

McCoy

Neither could I. What does that say about us?