NRNews Reporter
[doing an announcement on To Catch a Bully] Consider yourself: "Hit Hard".
S13 E22When Joseph Met Lori, and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet
Are you talking to Lori again after I told you not to?
True North. Hey, someone's breaking into Dale's van!
Joseph, listen to me. This may be my last opportunity to tell you this. I know you know a thing or two about sex. You're old enough, and you often forget to delete your Internet history. But you just know the physical stuff. Sex is also mental. And you're too young to handle those emotions. That's why I think you should wait.
[to the board] My dad is not crazy.
DDoctor
Uh, yeah, he is. According to the State of Texas.
[dragged away] Please, son, save your precious flower!
S13 E23Just Another Manic Khan-Day
RJRay Johnson
[on answering machine] But he doesn't have to call me Johnson!
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