Dale, Joseph and others in “When Joseph Met Lori, and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet”

Dale

Joseph, listen to me. This may be my last opportunity to tell you this. I know you know a thing or two about sex. You're old enough, and you often forget to delete your Internet history. But you just know the physical stuff. Sex is also mental. And you're too young to handle those emotions. That's why I think you should wait.

Joseph

[to the board] My dad is not crazy.

Uh, yeah, he is. According to the State of Texas.

Dale

[dragged away] Please, son, save your precious flower!