KKahn
[Answering a knock at the door] Use doorbell, you idiot. [Kahn opens the door and sees Joseph standing there] Connie, it's for you!
If it's Bobby, slam the door in his face!
KKahn
Oh, I wish it was, so I could!
“I Don't Want To Wait For Our Lives To Be Over, I Want To Know Right Now, Will It Be... Sorry. Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Doo...” · Season 5, Episode 3
In this episode: Connie (2), Bobby Hill (1), Kahn Souphanousinphone (1), Joseph Gribble (1), Minh (1)
[about Connie] Connie, I rehearsed an apology but I'm gonna throw it away because nothing says "I'm sorry" like "I'm sorry." Connie, I rehearsed an apology but... [drops the piece of cake and sees her kissing Joseph out the window]
MMinh
Boy, that little hillbilly pack quite a wallop. You want some neproxin?
No, I'm okay.
MMinh
How did tall, dark, and handsome get butt-kicked by short, fat, and redneck?
[sighs and stares at Minh’s cleavage and kisses her]
Joseph? [Minh is laughing] What's going on?
MMinh
Oh, you so cute. Kahn gonna get a big kick out of this.
Joseph? How could you? [throws a towel at him and runs away]
Sorry, I just... I thought you liked me.
MMinh
Oh yeah. You rock my world [laughs]
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