Bobby Hill, put a shirt on, and step away from my precious daughter!
Okay, but let's all remember who's the real bad guy here. The dog.
The dog wasn't the one engaging in amorous congress under my roof.
It can't, because it has an inverted penis.
[Kahn approaches]
What's all the fuss?
Oh good. More people.
I caught your daughter participating in fatherless behavior with Bobby Hill!
Bobby Hill, did you de-flower my daughter?!
No sir. We didn't even get to doing anything, we were just... warming each other up.
Stop!
That's enough!
Ew!
Shut up! Shut up!
Okay, I can see that tendons are a little high right now, do how about we all just get some sleep and talk about this over dinner tomorrow, which I'm paying for?
Bobby, we are not having dinner with you. Come on, Connie, let's go back home.
No! All you've done since I've been home is complain about dad and insult Bobby. I don't wanna be around that.
... Hey, Connie, why don't you sleep over at my place, just for tonight?
Ha! You mean Bill's place?
We can hang out and celebrate your birthday. Things are very mellow over there. Super chill.
And Bobby can come too?
[obviously uncomfortable] Of course! Because I support your relationship.
[hugging Kahn from behind] Yaaaay! The more, the merrier! Hank and Peggy can come too, if you'd like!
Do not threaten us, Bill.
I'm gonna go with Connie.
That's fine. Why don't you take those sheets with you?
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