Hank Rutherford Hill quotes from King of the Hill

Hank

What the hell is pony season?

Hank

He's sleeping? Damn it! That does it!

Hank

I can't believe I'm gonna die because of you two knuckleheads! Prepare for an eternity of me kicking your ass!

Hank

Dale, get those filthy things off our cooler!

Hank

Green dust? Dusty old bones full of green dust?

Hank Hill

(angers at Dusty) Dang it, Dusty, I'm gonna take that gold record and shove your face through the little hole!

Hank Hill

(to Dale) Dale, move aside, unless you want me to kick your ass.

Hank

Bobby, do you want to end up like George Clooney?

Hank

It's the beast steak I have ever eaten.

Hank

[as Ladybird growls when rain falls] It's okay, Ladybird. It's just a little thunder.

Hank Hill

He was behind you the last time it broke down. Well, that's lucky, I-I guess.

Hank

Peggy! What are you doing in your underwear outside the master bathroom?

Hank

[to a man at the mall] Look, you and your got-dang book had upset my family and you're gonna fix it!

Hank

[to Lucky] Pee-pee money is not an employment history.

Hank

We already went over this with the zucchini muffins!