He was behind you the last time it broke down. Well, that's lucky, I-I guess.
“The Accidental Terrorist” · Season 12, Episode 13
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (3), Dale Gribble (1), Bobby Hill (1), Peggy Hill (1), Boomhauer (1)
Stop it, Tom! It's all over! I know.
THTom Hammond
You know what, buddy?
That you've been selling me a bag of lies for the last twenty-five years. How could you, Tom?
THTom Hammond
Well, what can I say, Hank? I'm a salesman.
Well, Joseph went to his first sleepover last night. Didn't go so well, he's a cuddler, so I had to go pick him up.
(Whispers) Oh, Hank! You must cover your tracks! We'll have to kill Dale!
Dad, I'm confused. So you should trust people until they betray you, and then try to blow them up?
The only thing I'm guilty of is trusting you. Well, I'll tell you one thing: I may go to jail, but I’ve zipped my lips for the last time.
Hank always seemed like a very quiet man, you know.
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