Hank Rutherford Hill quotes from King of the Hill

Hank Hill

Dale's losing it at Mega Lo Mart, Nancy. We need some traps for the rat, and a tranquilizer gun for... uh... also for the rat.

Hank Hill

That's where the culottes are.

Hank Hill

Dang it, Boomhauer. Just because the Cowboys have a bad season or two or five doesn't give you the right to abandon them. Right, guys?

Hank

Is there anything beer can't do?

Hank

[attempting to remove his tattoo] Dang it! How could this be here? Get off me!

Hank

Damn it, Dale. You got to stop painting your house number on my curb!

Hank

[trying to divert Bobby's interest away from witchcraft] This is a carburetor. Take it apart, put it back together, repeat until you're normal.

Hank

[to Boomhauer] I never thought I'd have to drag you into the garage like I do with Bill and Dale!

Hank Hill

Can't you see you're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock and roll worse?

Hank

(offscreen) God dang it im out of clean socks. Dang It!!

Hank

Stop feeling sorry for yourself and start thinking about Connie!

Hank Hill

Dang it, I am sick and tired of everyone's asinine ideas about me. I'm not a redneck, and I'm not some Hollywood jerk. I'm something else entirely. I'm... I'm complicated!

Hank Hill

Why would anyone do drugs when they can just mow a lawn?

Hank

I'm not messing around! I have proven I can kick your ass while standing on a ladder!

Hank

[catching Dale trying to run from him after sending out the FBI] No more, Dale! I've put up with some giblet-headed things out of you in the past, but calling the FBI on me--that's final!

Hank

This is the critical juncture. We can't give in. No matter how bad it gets, and it will get bad, we must stand firm. Then everything can go back to normal.