“Dia-Bill-Ic Shock” quotes from King of the Hill

Two blood sugar spikes in a week? Let's face it: Sooner or later this will kill you. Probably sooner.

Bill

What should I do?

Well, we have plenty of nice pamphlets that I'm sure you'll ignore. But this is how I see your diabetes playing out: First comes heart disease, then kidney failure, then blindness. Oh, and you'll lose your legs to gangrene.

Bill

Are you just giving me tough love?

Have you seen other doctors?

Bill

Yes.

Did they tell you to diet and exercise?

Bill

Yes.

Did you do it? (Bill doesn't respond) Here, take this. You'll end up in a wheelchair anyway. Might as well get one now, while you still have good insurance.

Hank

We already went over this with the zucchini muffins!

Hank

Dr. Weissman, my friend Bill would like to register a complaint.

Ohh, are you upset or something? I said you had diabetes, not cry-a-betes.

Bill

You told me I was going to lose my legs!

No, I said your legs could fail one day, possibly. I-I never said anything that could constitute malpractice, other it's current definition.

Bill

Hmm, my legs work just fine. Isn't that inspiring! (Bill closes the door and starts beating up Dr. Weissman)

Hank

(to nurse) Uh, my friend is just, uh...

I don't hear a thing.