Hank Rutherford Hill quotes from King of the Hill

Hank Hill

Peggy...I can see your whatnots.

Hank

You want me to wear a fake hiney?

Hank Hill

[seeing Dale with the satellite] Damn it, Dale. Are you stealing shingles again?

Hank

Hey, who wants to dance? Bill, help me move that couch! [groans] Dang it!

Hank Hill

[cues the propane lever in the Devil's cave] That's a clean burning Hell, I'd tell you what! [evil laugh]

Hank

Bill, it was a different time. It was back when we didn't know the Russians were incompetent.

Hank Hill

No, you are not tripping, that is an emu.

Hank

Peggy, do you want another "Bill" on your hands?

Hank Hill

(catching Bobby jamming his music while Kahn is driving the car) Bobby, I can't have you disco dancing in the alley. People are gonna think we didn't teach you shame, and I know we have. (listens to some sort of hip hop track) What is this garbage?!

Hank Hill

(Referring to Bobby's dancing at a concert) They weren't dancing like you and I dance. They were...enjoying it.

Hank Hill

In heaven… Hey, that's Todd!

Hank Hill

(Upon Hank finding Bobby holding a Cheerleader uniform) There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed.

Hank Hill

Wow. Boy, that cheese. Mm.

Hank Hill

I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem!"

Hank Hill

Dang it, Bobby! (snatches the book) No more elves at the table.